The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All AgesBarnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
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The Humbugs of the World: An Account of Humbugs, Delusions, Impositions, Quackeries, Deceits and Deceivers Generally, in All Ages
Barnum, P. T. (Phineas Taylor)
Impostors and imposture
One fine evening in the winter of 1812-13, the White Lion hotel, a
leading inn at Bristol, was thrown into a wonderful flutter by the
announcement that a very beautiful and fabulously wealthy lady, the
Princess Cariboo, had just arrived by ship from an oriental port. Her
agent, a swarthy and wizened little Asiatic, who spoke imperfect
English, gave this information, and ordered the most sumptuous suite of
rooms in the house. Of course, there was great activity in all manner of
preparations; and the mysterious character of this lovely but high-born
stranger caused a wonderful flutter of excitement, which grew and grew
until the fair stranger at length deigned to arrive. She came at about
ten o'clock, in great state, and with two or three coaches packed with
servants and luggage--the former of singularly dingy complexion and
fantastic vestments, and the latter of the most curious forms and
material imaginable. The eager anticipations of hosts and guests alike
were not only fully justified but even exceeded by the rare beauty of
the unknown, the oriental style and magnificence of her attire and that
of her attendants, and the enormous bulk of her baggage--a circumstance
that has no less weight at an English inn than any where else. The
stranger, too, was most liberal with her fees to the servants, which
were always in gold.
It was quickly discovered that her ladyship spoke not one word of
English, and even her agent--a dark, wild, queer little fellow,--got
along with it but indifferently, preferring all his requests in very
"broken China" indeed. The landlord thought it a splendid opportunity to
create a long bill, and got up rooms and a dinner in flaring style, with
wax candles, a mob of waiters, ringing of bells, and immense ceremony.
But the lady, like a real princess, while well enough pleased and very
gracious, took all this as a matter of course, and preferred her own
cook, a flat-faced, pug-nosed, yellow-breeched and almond-eyed Oriental,
with a pigtail dangling from his scalp, which was shaved clean,
excepting at the back of the head. This gentleman ran about in the
kitchen-yard with queer little brass utensils, wherein he concocted
sundry diabolical preparations--as they seemed to the English servants
to be,--of herbs, rice, curry powder, etc., etc., for the repast of his
mistress. For the next three or four days, the White Lion was in a
state bordering upon frenzy, at the singular deportment of the
"Princess" and her numerous attendants. The former arrayed herself in
the most astonishing combinations of apparel that had ever been seen by
the good gossips of Bristol, and the latter indulged in gymnastic antics
and vocal chantings that almost deafened the neighborhood. There was a
peculiar nasal ballad in which they were fond of indulging, that
commenced about midnight and kept up until well nigh morning, that drove
the neighbors almost beside themselves. It sounded like a concert by a
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