The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day ScenesFalconbridge
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The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes
Falconbridge
American wit and humor
Few persons can readily conceive of the amount of cigars consumed in
this country, daily, to say little or nothing of the yearly smokers. The
growing passion for the noxious weed is truly any thing but pleasantly
contemplative. A boy commences smoking at ten or a dozen years old, and
by the time he should be "of age," he is, in various hot-house developed
faculties, quite advanced in years! And street smoking, too, has
increased, at a rate, within a year past, that bids fair to make the
Puritan breezes of our evenings as redolent of "smoke and smell," as
meets one's nasal organic faculties upon paying a pop visit to New York.
There is but one idea of useful import that we can advance in favor of
smoking, to any great extent, in our city: consumption and asthmatic
disorders generally are more prevalent here than in other and more
southern climates, and for the protection of the lungs, cigar smoking,
to a moderate extent, may be useful, as well as pleasurable; but an
indiscriminate "looseness" in smoking is not only a dead waste of much
ready money, but injurious to the eyes, teeth, breath, taste, smell, and
all other senses.
An Everlasting Tall Duel
After all the vicissitudes, ups and downs of a soldier's life,
especially in such a campaign as that in Mexico, there is a great deal
of music mixed up with the misery, fun with the fuss and feathers, and
incident enough to last a man the balance of a long lifetime.
While camped at Camargo, the officers and privates of the Ohio volunteer
regiment were paid off one day, and, of course, all who could get
_leave_, started to town, to have a time, and get clear of their hard
earnings.
The Mexicans were some pleased, and greatly illuminated by the
Americans, that and the succeeding day. Several of the officers invested
a portion of their funds in mules and mustangs. Among the rest, Lieut.
Dick Mason and Adjt. Wash. Armstrong set up their private teams. Now, it
so fell out, that one of Armstrong's men stole Mason's mule, and being
caught during the day with the stolen property on him, or he on it, the
high-handed private, (who, barring his propensity to ride in preference
to walking, was a very clever sort of fellow, and rather popular with
the Adjutant,) nabbed him as a hawk would a pip-chicken.
"If I catch the fellow who stole my mule," quoth Lieut. Dick, "I'll give
him a lamming he won't forget soon!"
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