After a short parley the captain gave us permission; I exchanged my
clothes with those of another, and the student and I betook ourselves
to the village on a very roundabout way. The reverend gentleman
received us civilly. When my companion had greeted him in Latin,
accompanying his words with a profound bow, and briskly conjuring up a
fine array of lies how the soldiers had robbed him, a poor student, of
all his provisions, the parson gave him bread and butter and a drink
of beer. I passed myself off as a painter’s apprentice, and acting as
if my companion and I had never met before, I told them both I should
go down the village street to the inn for refreshment, and would then
call for him, as we seemed to be going the same way. So I went away in
search of anything that might be worth the trouble of coming for the
following night, and I was so fortunate as to meet a peasant who was
plastering up an earthen oven in which large loaves of brown bread were
to lie and bake for twenty-four hours. I thought, “Go ahead; plaster
away! I’ll find you a customer for these delicious viands.” I made but
a short stay at the inn, knowing this cheaper way of getting bread,
and returned to my companion, who had eaten his fill, and had told the
parson that I was on my way to Holland to perfect myself in my art. The
parson asked me to go and see the church with him, as he would like to
show me some paintings that were in need of restoration. As it would
not do to spoil the game, I consented. He conducted us through the
kitchen, and when he opened the night-lock on the strong oaken door
which led to the churchyard, I saw a wonderful sight. From the black
heavens of this kitchen violins, flutes, and cymbals were pendent--in
reality they were hams, sausages, and slices of bacon. I looked at them
with happy forebodings, and they seemed to smile irritatingly upon me.
I wished them in the castle to my comrades, but in vain; they were
obstinate, and remained hanging where they were. I mused on ways and
means of bringing them under my plan regarding the peasant’s loaves of
bread, but there were serious difficulties in the way, as the yard of
the parsonage was surrounded by a stone wall, and all the windows were
well protected with iron bars. Moreover, there were two large dogs in
the yard that certainly would object to having that stolen the remnants
of which was, in the course of time, to be the reward due to their
watchfulness.
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