Sure enough, my fall had waked up the parson, and he called his
cook and bade her strike a light. She appeared in night-attire, her
petticoat around her shoulders, and stood close beside me. She seized
a coal from the hearth, held her candle up close to it, and began to
blow. At the same time I blew much stronger than she, which frightened
the poor body so that she dropped both candle and coal, and retreated
near her master. Now the parson himself struck a light, while the woman
was telling him there was a horrible two-headed ghost crouching in the
kitchen; she had probably mistaken my top-knot for a second head. When
I heard this I quickly rubbed my face and hands with ashes and soot,
until I doubtless bore small resemblance to the angel I had figured for
at the nunnery. And if the sexton could have seen me thus occupied,
he would certainly have given me credit for being a rapid painter.
Thereupon I began to make as much noise as I possibly could, throwing
pans and kettles about. I hung the ring of the large kettle about my
neck, and took the poker in my hand, to have a weapon in case of need.
All this did not put out the pious parson, who approached as if he were
heading a procession, his cook behind him, carrying two wax tapers and
a stoup. He was attired in his surplice, and had a book in one hand and
his holy-water sprinkle in the other. He read some ritual of exorcism
aloud before me, and then asked me who I was, and what was my business
here. Seeing that he was labouring under the impression that I was the
Evil One, I thought it but fair that I should act in accordance with
my new _rôle_, and I answered him as I had once answered the robbers
in the woods, “I am the devil, and I have come to turn your neck, and
your servant’s as well.” He thereupon tried his most potent charm, “All
good spirits praise the Lord! I conjure thee, return from whither thou
comest!” I replied that this was impossible, happy though I should be
to comply with his request.
Meanwhile my boon-companion Springinsfeld was indulging in spectral
revelries upon the roof. When he heard what was going on in the kitchen
below, and how I was passing myself off for the devil, he began to hoot
like an owl, then barking like a dog, neighing like a horse, bleating
like a sheep, crying like a donkey, cackling down the chimney like a
hen about to lay an egg, and then again giving forth unearthly music
like a hundred serenading cats; for this fellow was clever in imitating
the voices of animals, and could howl as naturally as if a pack of
wolves were standing about the house.
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