Meanwhile Samuel Heinzerling passed up and down his cell with long
steps. His whole appearance bore a certain resemblance to an African
lion condemned to imprisonment by human sagacity without losing thereby
any of the original pride and strength of his noble nature. His hands
crossed on his back, his head with its grey mane inclined wofully
toward one shoulder, his lips tightly shut--so he walked back and
forth, back and forth, the darkest and most misanthropic thoughts in
his bosom.
Suddenly a broad smile flitted across his features.
“Most abthurd thith ith!” he muttered to himself. “Weally, though thith
ith a very disagweeable affair for me to be in, there ith no denying
the humour of the thituation----”
He stood still.
“Ith there weally any dithgwace in being outwitted by a thchoolboy? Go
to, Thamuel! Did not a thelebrated king hold the ladder faw a thief to
thteal his watch? Wath not even Pwince Bithmarck locked in by wuthless
hands? Not to name a hundred other cases. And thtill hithtory treath
thith king with rethpect. And thtill Bithmarck hath lotht none of hith
reputation ath the betht diplomatitht in Europe. No, no, Thamuel! Your
dignity ath thchool-mathter, ath thitizen, ath philothopher, need not
thuffer by thith mortifying thituation. Retht assured, Thamuel----”
He continued his walk in a self-satisfied mood; but soon he interrupted
himself anew.
“But thothe boyth!” he stammered, turning pale. “When thothe boyth hear
how I wath impwithoned at the _cawcer_! Fearful thought! I might ath
well give up my authowity ath a teacher at onthe. And they _will_ hear
it. There ith no help faw it! Ye godth, ye godth, why do ye thmite me
thus?”
“Herr Professor,” whispered a familiar voice at the door of the cell,
“you are not yet dishonoured. Your authority is as unassailable as
ever----”
“Wumpf!” muttered Samuel; “you godleth fellow you! Open that door, I
thay, thith minute! Conthider your earth boxed! Conthider yourthelf
expelled!”
“Herr Professor, I’ve come to save you! Do not insult me!”
“To thave me? What impertinenthe! Open the door, or I’ll----”
“Will you hear me speak, Herr Professor? I assure you all will end
well.”
Samuel considered.
“Vewy well,” he said at last; “I’ll condethend to hear you. Thpeak----”
“I only wanted to show you that my art is not quite without practical
import. Forgive me if in doing so I have seemingly left out of
consideration the very high esteem and respect in which I am happily
conscious of always having held you!”
“You are a wogue, Wumpf!”
“Herr Professor! suppose you dispense me from the _carcer_ penalty,
withdraw your threat regarding expulsion, and permit me to guard the
most complete silence over what has passed!”
“It would never do, Wumpf. You mutht hold out your time----”
“Yes? Well, then, good-bye to you, Herr Professor! Don’t ring the bell
too often!”
“Wumpf! hear what I thay to you! Wumpf!”
“Well----?”
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