“Whither, in the Lord’s name? Twice four-and-twenty hours at this rate
and we shall have spanned this terrestrial globe and come out on the
other side at Nieder-Fahren.” As he was saying this they approached a
bridge. The Vicar, in terror lest the horse in its blind rage might
miss the bridge and leap into the stream, tugged frantically at the
line on the side nearest to the bridge. But he tugged too long; the
provoking animal thereupon left the bridge lying at the right, and
jumped into the water. The Vicar came very near fainting away when he
became aware of floating between heaven and water, and felt the waves
penetrate his black silk stockings, and soon after his velvet breeches,
until they played about his hips.
The horse, which was a capital swimmer, reached the opposite shore in
safety, regained the road, and jauntily continued its journey until it
reached Schloss Malzen, where it darted joyfully with the Vicar into
the open door of the stable, standing still at last in its own familiar
stall.
The servants in the courtyard ran in after him, helped the rider out of
the saddle, and anxiously inquired how he had come into possession of
the Baron’s horse.
An unspeakable sense of blissful security seized the much-tried
clergyman as once more he felt _terra-firma_ beneath his feet. Deprived
of his hat and his wig, to be sure, and the lower half of his body
dripping with water, far from home, the approaching night before him,
and upon the domain of the arch-enemy of Nieder-Fahren--all these
circumstances served to make the situation not altogether agreeable.
But what cared he so long as his life was saved?
While the servants were storming the breathless gentleman with
questions the Baron’s steward appeared upon the scene, and hospitably
urged him to come into the house. As upon his request a carriage
was promised him to take him back to Nieder-Fahren, he consented
to enter and rest before his departure. Meanwhile nearly two hours
passed; no carriage appeared, and the Vicar began to wax suspicious
lest he was being treated as a prisoner for having run away with the
horse, although he had repeatedly affirmed that it was he who had
been run away with. He finally decided to take flight. He arose, and
was about to open the door, when Baron Pompeius von Malzen entered,
having arrived upon his lackey’s horse while the despairing lackey
was on a search for the Baron’s steed through the whole of Ober and
Nieder-Fahren.
The Baron, recognising the worthy uncle of his wife--the tale
concerning the arrival of the horse with a wigless and decidedly damp
clergyman had been related to him in the courtyard--at once escorted
him to a better room, ordered dry clothing, and gave the Vicar time to
change his garments. His departure was quite out of the question for
that night; the Baron would not let the opportunity escape him to heap
coals of fire upon the head of one of his adversaries, to entertain him
sumptuously, and overwhelm him with courtesies.
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