I was unable to understand the cause of his anger, but I have never seen
any human being so enraged. I confess that I was very much afraid the
axle-tree of our carriage would break, as, if that had happened, we
should inevitably have perished. But to persuade him not to hurry the
driver was impossible, for furious driving along the roads is one of
those prerogatives to which the Pompadours most passionately cling.
“I’ll teach him how to drive—_canaille_!” he repeated, addressing me,
and appearing to enjoy the terror depicted on my countenance.
And indeed we travelled more than two hundred versts in twelve hours,
and yet, notwithstanding this unheard of speed, at the stations he used
to order the drivers to be flogged, remarking to me:
“C’est notre manière de leur donner le pourboire!”[36]
On arriving at the principal town we stopped at a large state building,
in which we were absolutely lost, as in a desert. (The Prince had no
family.) It was early morning, and I was dying for want of sleep; but he
insisted on having the official reception at once, and despatched
couriers in all directions with the news of his arrival. Two hours later
the state-rooms of the house were filled with trembling officials.
Although prerogatives play an important part in our fair France, yet I
could never have conceived of anything like what I saw here.
Among us such words as “scoundrel” (“vaurien,” “polisson”
and—unfortunately—“Chenapan”) constitute the severest reprimand which a
guilty official can possibly deserve from an angry superior. Here, on
the contrary, independently of plenteously-scattered personal insults,
it is customary to add emphatic remarks concerning the genealogy of the
person abused.
The prince was as scarlet as a boiled lobster, and hurried on from one
subordinate to another, pouring out deluges of virulent abuse. He was
especially hard upon a certain lame major, whom he ironically introduced
to me with the remark, “This is my Maupas.” I at first imagined that
this unhappy man must have attempted to usurp the prince’s power during
his absence (which, of course, would have justified his wrath), but it
appeared that nothing of the kind had happened. Up to this day I cannot
explain to myself what was the cause of those grievous scenes which I
witnessed on that memorable morning. The prince explained them to me as
resulting from a desire to defend his prerogatives, but that reason
appeared to me insufficient, as no one, apparently, had infringed those
prerogatives. In a word, the official reception ended in a complete
victory for my exalted amphytrion, who paced about the rooms, bridling
like a spirited horse and proudly rejoicing in his easily-won triumph.
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