I am none the less bound to acknowledge that the significance of
Pompadours in Russian society continued to appear to me wanting in
clearness. I could not conceive that there could exist anywhere an
administrative caste, the duties of which should consist in _hindering_
(I consider the word “intervene” too serious for such an occupation),
and which, when reminded of the law, could answer, “’Pristi! nous en
avons quinze volumes!” For the rest, I ascribed my doubts, not to my own
want of comprehension, but rather to the prince’s incapacity to
formulate his thought clearly. It was evident that he himself did not
understand in what his administrative _rôle_ consists; and this is quite
comprehensible if we remember that in Russia up to the present time[34]
the corps of cadets are regarded as the nurseries of the administration.
In these institutions the pupils are put through a detailed course of
study in only one science, which bears the name of “_Zwon popêta
razdawaiss_”[35] (the prince was in an exceedingly merry humour when he
told me this long name, and I am convinced that in no other European
country is there a science with such a name); the other sciences,
without which it is impossible to get on in any human society, are
passed over more than superficially. It is, therefore, not in the least
surprising that persons who have received such an education prove
incapable of expressing their thoughts coherently and consequentially,
but get along how they can with such senseless exclamations as
“Sapristi!” “Ventre de biche!” “Parlez moi de ça!” and so on.
Only when the inhospitable Steppe received us in its stern embrace, that
is to say, when we arrived at our destination, did I even to some extent
realise what my exalted amphytrion meant by his prerogatives.
Until we entered the confines of that tract of country over which the
Prince de la Klioukwà’s Pompadourical sway extended, his conduct was in
some degree moderate. He beat the drivers with a leniency of which I can
only speak with the greatest admiration (as for his behaviour when
abroad, of that I need not speak—it was the very pink of courtesy). But
no sooner did he see the boundary-post which marks the beginning of his
jurisdiction, than he drew his sword from its scabbard, made the sign of
the cross, and, turning to the driver, uttered a cry of gloomy
significance. We flew along like an arrow from the bow, and the
remaining fifteen versts to the posting station were taken at a gallop.
He, however, considered that we were not going fast enough, for every
five minutes he would encourage the driver with violent blows of his
sword.
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