The Idle Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
We want to think of women not--as their own sex would show them--as
Lorleis luring us to destruction, but as good angels beckoning us
upward. They have more power for good or evil than they dream of. It is
just at the very age when a man's character is forming that he tumbles
into love, and then the lass he loves has the making or marring of him.
Unconsciously he molds himself to what she would have him, good or bad.
I am sorry to have to be ungallant enough to say that I do not think
they always use their influence for the best. Too often the female world
is bounded hard and fast within the limits of the commonplace. Their
ideal hero is a prince of littleness, and to become that many a powerful
mind, enchanted by love, is "lost to life and use and name and fame."
And yet, women, you could make us so much better if you only would. It
rests with you, more than with all the preachers, to roll this world a
little nearer heaven. Chivalry is not dead: it only sleeps for want
of work to do. It is you who must wake it to noble deeds. You must be
worthy of knightly worship.
You must be higher than ourselves. It was for Una that the Red Cross
Knight did war. For no painted, mincing court dame could the dragon have
been slain. Oh, ladies fair, be fair in mind and soul as well as face,
so that brave knights may win glory in your service! Oh, woman, throw
off your disguising cloaks of selfishness, effrontery, and affectation!
Stand forth once more a queen in your royal robe of simple purity. A
thousand swords, now rusting in ignoble sloth, shall leap from their
scabbards to do battle for your honor against wrong. A thousand Sir
Rolands shall lay lance in rest, and Fear, Avarice, Pleasure, and
Ambition shall go down in the dust before your colors.
What noble deeds were we not ripe for in the days when we loved?
What noble lives could we not have lived for her sake? Our love was
a religion we could have died for. It was no mere human creature like
ourselves that we adored. It was a queen that we paid homage to, a
goddess that we worshiped.
And how madly we did worship! And how sweet it was to worship! Ah, lad,
cherish love's young dream while it lasts! You will know too soon how
truly little Tom Moore sang when he said that there was nothing half so
sweet in life. Even when it brings misery it is a wild, romantic misery,
all unlike the dull, worldly pain of after-sorrows. When you have lost
her--when the light is gone out from your life and the world stretches
before you a long, dark horror, even then a half-enchantment mingles
with your despair.
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