The Idle Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
You've been in love, of course! If not you've got it to come. Love is
like the measles; we all have to go through it. Also like the measles,
we take it only once. One never need be afraid of catching it a second
time. The man who has had it can go into the most dangerous places and
play the most foolhardy tricks with perfect safety. He can picnic in
shady woods, ramble through leafy aisles, and linger on mossy seats to
watch the sunset. He fears a quiet country-house no more than he would
his own club. He can join a family party to go down the Rhine. He can,
to see the last of a friend, venture into the very jaws of the marriage
ceremony itself. He can keep his head through the whirl of a ravishing
waltz, and rest afterward in a dark conservatory, catching nothing more
lasting than a cold. He can brave a moonlight walk adown sweet-scented
lanes or a twilight pull among the somber rushes. He can get over a
stile without danger, scramble through a tangled hedge without being
caught, come down a slippery path without falling. He can look into
sunny eyes and not be dazzled. He listens to the siren voices, yet sails
on with unveered helm. He clasps white hands in his, but no electric
"Lulu"-like force holds him bound in their dainty pressure.
No, we never sicken with love twice. Cupid spends no second arrow on
the same heart. Love's handmaids are our life-long friends. Respect, and
admiration, and affection, our doors may always be left open for, but
their great celestial master, in his royal progress, pays but one visit
and departs. We like, we cherish, we are very, very fond of--but we
never love again. A man's heart is a firework that once in its time
flashes heavenward. Meteor-like, it blazes for a moment and lights
with its glory the whole world beneath. Then the night of our sordid
commonplace life closes in around it, and the burned-out case, falling
back to earth, lies useless and uncared for, slowly smoldering into
ashes. Once, breaking loose from our prison bonds, we dare, as mighty
old Prometheus dared, to scale the Olympian mount and snatch from
Phoebus' chariot the fire of the gods. Happy those who, hastening down
again ere it dies out, can kindle their earthly altars at its flame.
Love is too pure a light to burn long among the noisome gases that we
breathe, but before it is choked out we may use it as a torch to ignite
the cozy fire of affection.
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