The Idle Thoughts of an Idle FellowJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English essays; English wit and humor
It is a cheerless hour for you both when the lamp of love has gone out
and the fire of affection is not yet lit, and you have to grope about
in the cold, raw dawn of life to kindle it. God grant it catches light
before the day is too far spent. Many sit shivering by the dead coals
till night come.
But, there, of what use is it to preach? Who that feels the rush of
young love through his veins can think it will ever flow feeble and
slow! To the boy of twenty it seems impossible that he will not love as
wildly at sixty as he does then. He cannot call to mind any middle-aged
or elderly gentleman of his acquaintance who is known to exhibit
symptoms of frantic attachment, but that does not interfere in his
belief in himself. His love will never fall, whoever else's may. Nobody
ever loved as he loves, and so, of course, the rest of the world's
experience can be no guide in his case. Alas! alas! ere thirty he has
joined the ranks of the sneerers. It is not his fault. Our passions,
both the good and bad, cease with our blushes. We do not hate, nor
grieve, nor joy, nor despair in our thirties like we did in our teens.
Disappointment does not suggest suicide, and we quaff success without
intoxication.
We take all things in a minor key as we grow older. There are few
majestic passages in the later acts of life's opera. Ambition takes
a less ambitious aim. Honor becomes more reasonable and conveniently
adapts itself to circumstances. And love--love dies. "Irreverence for
the dreams of youth" soon creeps like a killing frost upon our hearts.
The tender shoots and the expanding flowers are nipped and withered, and
of a vine that yearned to stretch its tendrils round the world there is
left but a sapless stump.
My fair friends will deem all this rank heresy, I know. So far from a
man's not loving after he has passed boyhood, it is not till there is a
good deal of gray in his hair that they think his protestations at all
worthy of attention. Young ladies take their notions of our sex from the
novels written by their own, and compared with the monstrosities
that masquerade for men in the pages of that nightmare literature,
Pythagoras' plucked bird and Frankenstein's demon were fair average
specimens of humanity.
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