"Delighted," Raoul bowed. "I was wrong," Cyril said. "This is not a remarkable example of cultural diffusion. It is a remarkable example of a diffuse culture." * * * * * "But I cannot understand," Raoul said to Cyril later, in the imagined privacy of their hut. "Why are you suspicious of this charming, friendly people, so like the natives that the textbooks lead one to expect?" _Naturally_, Skkiru--having made his way in through a secret passage known only to the entire population of the city and explicitly designed for espionage, and was spying outside the door--thought, _we are textbook natives. Not only because we were patterned on literary prototypes, but because Bbulas never really left school--in spirit, anyway. He is the perpetual undergraduate and his whole scheme is nothing more than a grandiose Class Night._ "Precisely what I've been thinking," Cyril said. "So like the textbooks--all the textbooks put together." "What do you mean? Surely it is possible for analogous cultural features to develop independently in different cultures?" "Oh, it's possible, all right. Probability--particularly when it comes to such a great number of features packed into one small culture--is another matter entirely." "I cannot understand you," Raoul objected. "What do you want of these poor natives? To me, it seems everything has been of the most idyllic. Rapport was established almost immediately." "A little too immediately, perhaps, don't you think? You haven't had much experience, Raoul, so you might not be aware it usually isn't as easy as this." Cyril flung himself down on one of the cots that had been especially hardened for Terrestrial use and blew smoke rings at the ceiling. Skkiru was dying for a cigarette himself, but that was another cultural feature the Snaddrath had to dispense with now--not that smoking was insufficiently primitive, but that tobacco was not indigenous to the planet. "That is because they are not a hostile people," Raoul insisted. "Apparently they have no enemies. Nonetheless, they are of the utmost interest. I hardly expected to land a society like this on my very first field trip," he added joyfully. "Never have I heard of so dynamic a culture! Never!" "Nor I," Cyril agreed, "and this is far from being my very first field trip. It has a terribly large number of strange elements in it--strange, that is, when considered in relationship to the society as a whole. Environmental pressures seem to have had no effect upon their culture. For instance, don't you think it rather remarkable that a people with such an enormously complex social structure as theirs should wear clothing so ill adapted to protect them from the weather?" * * * * *