Then some Editorial Newspaper writer has the nerve to sneer at this
marvelous Song, when perhaps his writings never cross the County line.
Why, Italy has already made arrangements on account of his honoring
their National Diet to place his name alongside of Michael Angelo,
Garibaldi, and Louis Firpo. It is already bringing on International
complications. England is sore because he didn’t say something about
Tea and Cake.
If we had had a Man like that to write our National Anthem somebody
could learn it. It wouldn’t take three wars to learn the words.
Mother has been done to death in Songs and not enough consideration
shown her in real life. We thought when we sang about her we had paid
her all the respect there was. I tell you, conditions were Just Ripe
for a good fruit Song.
Geo. M. Cohan wore out more Flags than a war waving them to music. He
transferred the Flag from Cloth to Paper, he made it a two verse and
Chorus affair. Now George was original. He saw an idea; he knew that a
big percentage of the American people had seen the flag, so that would
give him a subject to write on that people knew about. But look what a
Universal subject this Bird hit on. There are thousands of Foreigners
landing here daily that know Spin-ISH and HON-ions, that dont know an
American Flag from a Navajo Blanket.
Did you ever just dissect the Words to some of our so-called Popular
Songs? One has the words “Its not raining Rain, its raining Violets.”
Now can you imagine any more of a Cuckoo idea than that? You cant
hardly raise the things, much less Rain em. Now which do we owe the
most to, the Violet or the Banana? Even such a Genius as Geo. M. Cohan
himself has a Song, “You remind me of my Mother when Mother was A Girl
like you.” How can any man remember his Mother when she was a girl?
Its a Physical impossibility. You would have had to be born almost
simultaneously with your Mother.
Now on the other hand take the Banana Classic. “We just killed a Pony
so try our Bologna, It’s flavored with Oats and Hay.” Now that’s not
only good Poetry but his honesty should be rewarded. He is on the
level, he is telling you just what you get. Then those History-making
lines, “Our Hen Fruit have you tried em, real live Chickens inside em.”
Now I think in the rhyming line that is a positive Gem, and will live
when Gungha Din has lost his Hot Water Bottle. That shows originality.
He is not just simply going along rhyming Girl and Pearl, Beauty and
Cutey, Bees and Knees.
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