“Certainly I am.”
“You are going to announce your peregrination of souls, your
transformation of plants into animals, and animals into men?”
“Yes, with many other not less remarkable things which I have not had
time to tell you of.”
“But, I say, you’ve put some money in your pocket, at all events? That’s
a very important article in preaching.”
“I!” cried Mathéus, carried away by a noble pride; “I have not brought
with me a liard—not a kreutzer! When one is possessed of the truth, one
is always rich enough.”
“One is always rich enough!” repeated the fiddler; “that’s a good idea! a
capital idea!”
The peasants gathered about them, and without understanding this scene,
saw plainly by Coucou Peter’s face that something extraordinary was
passing.
Suddenly the fiddler began to dance, waved his hat gaily, and exclaimed—
“I’m in with it! It’ll just suit me!” Then, turning to the crowd,
astonished at his strange antics, he cried—“Look well at me, you there!
I’m the prophet Coucou Peter! Ha! ha! ha! you don’t in the least
understand the meaning of it? Nor more do I! This is my master; we’re
going to preach through the universe! I shall march in front! crin-crin!
crin-crin! crin-crin! A crowd assembles—we announce the peregrination
of souls—the public feels flattered and—off we go! We eat well, drink
well—sleep here, gad there—and off, and off, and off we go!”
He leaped, he laughed, he wriggled, in short, as if the deuce were in him.
“Papa Mathéus,” he cried, “I’m with you—I’ll never leave you any more!”
The illustrious Doctor could not believe that he was in earnest, but
he was no longer left in doubt when he saw Coucou Peter mount upon his
barrel and cry in a loud voice—
“This is to let you know that, instead of flying away to heaven as in
the olden times, the souls of men and women return into the bodies
of animals, and those of animals into plants, trees, and vegetables,
according to their conduct; and that, instead of coming into the world by
means of Adam and Eve, as many people say, we have first been cabbages,
radishes, fishes, or other one or two legged animals—which is much
simpler and easier to be believed. It is the illustrious Dr. Frantz
Mathéus, my master, who has discovered these things, and you will oblige
us by so informing your friends and acquaintances.”
With that, Coucou Peter came down from his barrel, waved his hat, and
gravely placed himself beside Mathéus, crying, “Master, I abandon all to
follow you!”
Mathéus, softened by the white wine he had drunk, shed gentle tears.
“Coucou Peter,” he cried, “I proclaim you, in the face of heaven, my
first disciple! You shall be the foundation-stone of the new edifice
built upon the three kingdoms of nature. Your words have found an echo
in my heart; I see that you are worthy to consecrate your life to this
noble cause.”
And he kissed him on both cheeks.
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