ALGERNON. I think it has been a great success. I’m in love with Cecily, and that is everything. [Enter Cecily at the back of the garden. She picks up the can and begins to water the flowers.] But I must see her before I go, and make arrangements for another Bunbury. Ah, there she is. CECILY. Oh, I merely came back to water the roses. I thought you were with Uncle Jack. ALGERNON. He’s gone to order the dog-cart for me. CECILY. Oh, is he going to take you for a nice drive? ALGERNON. He’s going to send me away. CECILY. Then have we got to part? ALGERNON. I am afraid so. It’s a very painful parting. CECILY. It is always painful to part from people whom one has known for a very brief space of time. The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity. But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable. ALGERNON. Thank you. [Enter Merriman.] MERRIMAN. The dog-cart is at the door, sir. [Algernon looks appealingly at Cecily.] CECILY. It can wait, Merriman for . . . five minutes. MERRIMAN. Yes, Miss. [Exit Merriman.] ALGERNON. I hope, Cecily, I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection. CECILY. I think your frankness does you great credit, Ernest. If you will allow me, I will copy your remarks into my diary. [Goes over to table and begins writing in diary.] ALGERNON. Do you really keep a diary? I’d give anything to look at it. May I? CECILY. Oh no. [Puts her hand over it.] You see, it is simply a very young girl’s record of her own thoughts and impressions, and consequently meant for publication. When it appears in volume form I hope you will order a copy. But pray, Ernest, don’t stop. I delight in taking down from dictation. I have reached ‘absolute perfection’. You can go on. I am quite ready for more. ALGERNON. [Somewhat taken aback.] Ahem! Ahem! CECILY. Oh, don’t cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don’t know how to spell a cough. [Writes as Algernon speaks.] ALGERNON. [Speaking very rapidly.] Cecily, ever since I first looked upon your wonderful and incomparable beauty, I have dared to love you wildly, passionately, devotedly, hopelessly. CECILY. I don’t think that you should tell me that you love me wildly, passionately, devotedly, hopelessly. Hopelessly doesn’t seem to make much sense, does it? ALGERNON. Cecily! [Enter Merriman.] MERRIMAN. The dog-cart is waiting, sir. ALGERNON. Tell it to come round next week, at the same hour. MERRIMAN. [Looks at Cecily, who makes no sign.] Yes, sir. [Merriman retires.] CECILY. Uncle Jack would be very much annoyed if he knew you were staying on till next week, at the same hour. ALGERNON. Oh, I don’t care about Jack. I don’t care for anybody in the whole world but you. I love you, Cecily. You will marry me, won’t you?