The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
Then he stepped up in front of a tin box that was nailed to one of
the kitchen doors and took out his pocket-book. It was one of the
contribution-boxes of the "Meyer-the-Wonder-worker Fund," which is
devoted to the support of pious old European Jews who go to end their
days in the Land of Israel. Every orthodox Jew in the world keeps a
similar box in his house and drops a coin into it whenever he escapes
some danger. Asriel had safely crossed the wide ocean, and his
offering was a handful of silver.
"Well, you stay here, Shaya, and don't budge till you are called," he
said; and leaving the young man to his perplexity he betook himself
upstairs, to surprise his daughter.
Flora burst into tears of joy, and hugged him again and again, while
he stroked her black hair or stood scowling and grinning for
admiration.
"Ah, you dear, cranky papa!" she burst out, for the fourth time
realizing that he was actually come back to her, and for the fourth
time attacking him.
At last he thought they had had enough. He was dying to protract the
scene, but there was that troublesome job to get rid of, and Asriel
was not the man to put such things off. Whenever he felt somewhat
timid he would grow facetious. This was the case at the present
juncture.
"Well, Flora, guess what sort of present your papa has brought you,"
he said, reddening to his ears. "I'll bet you you won't hit if you
keep on guessing till to-morrow. No girl has ever got such a present
as long as America is America."
Flora's eyes danced with joyous anticipation. Her mind was ablaze with
diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, pearls.
"I have got a bridegroom for you--a fifteen-thousand-dollar one.
Handsomest and smartest fellow on earth. He is an _illoui_."
"A what?" she asked, in amazement.
"Oh, a wonderful chap, you know, deep in the Talmud and the other holy
books. He could knock all the rabbis of Europe to smithereens. The
biggest bug in Pravly was after him, but I beat him clean out of his
boots. Shaya! Come right up!"
The girl gazed at her father in bewilderment. Was he joking or was he
in dead, terrific earnest?
Shaya made his appearance, with his eyes on the floor, and wringing
the index finger of his right hand, as he was wont to do whenever he
felt ill at ease, which was seldom, however.
Flora's brain was in a whirl.
"This is your predestined bridegroom, my daughter. A fine present, is
it not? Did you ever expect such a raisin of a sweetheart, hey? Well,
children, I must go around to see about the baggage. Have a chat and
be acquainted." With that he advanced to the door.
"Papa! Papa!" Flora frantically called to him. But he never turned his
head and went his way.
In her despair she rushed at the young stranger, who was still
wringing his finger, as he stood in the middle of the parlor, eyeing
the carpet, and snapped out:--
"Mister, you had better go. If you think you are going to be my
bridegroom, you are sadly mistaken."
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