The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
Hanele had met the young man in the steerage of the Dutch vessel which
brought them across the ocean; and they passed a fortnight there,
walking or sitting together on deck, and sharing the weird overawing
whispers of the waves, the stern thumping of the engine, and the
soothing smiles of the moon--that skillfulest of shadchens in general,
and on ship's deck in particular. The long and short of it is that the
matchmaking luminary had cut Reb Feive out of his job.
Hanele's explanation at first stunned Rouvke, and he stood for some
time eyeing her with a grin of stupid distraction. But presently, upon
recovering his senses, he turned as red as fire, and making a face
like that of a child when suddenly robbed of its toy, he wailed out in
a husky voice:
"I want my hundred and fifty dollars back!" And then in English:--
"I call a politzman. I vant my hoondered an' fifty dollar!"
"_Ai, ai_--murderess! murderess!" Reb Feive burst out at Hanele. "I am
going to get your father to come over here, _ai, ai_!" he lamented,
all but bursting into tears with rage. And presently, in caressing
tones:--
"Listen to me, Hanele! I know you are a good and God-fearing Jewish
girl. Fie! drop that abominable beggar. Leave that gentile-like shaven
mug, I tell you. Rouven is your Providential match. Look at him, the
prince that he is! You will live like a queen with him, you will roll
in gold and jewels, Hanele!"
But Hanele only clung to the collegian's arm the faster, and the two
were about to leave the Garden, when Rouvke grasped his successful
rival by the lapels of his overcoat, crying as he did so: "Politzman!
Politzman!"
The young couple looked a picture of helplessness. But at this
juncture a burly shaven-faced "runner" of an immigrant hotel, who had
been watching the scene, sprang to their rescue. Brushing Rouvke aside
with a thrust of his mighty arm, accompanied by a rasping "Git out,
or I'll punch your pockmarked nose, ye monkey!" he marched Hanele and
her choson away, leaving Rouvke staring as if he were at a loss to
realize the situation, while Reb Feive, violently wringing his hands,
gasped, "Ai! ai! ai!" and the young peddlers bandied whispered jokes.
A SWEAT-SHOP ROMANCE
Leizer Lipman was one of those contract tailors who are classed by
their hands under the head of "cockroaches," which--translating the
term into lay English--means that he ran a very small shop, giving
employment to a single team of one sewing-machine operator, one
baster, one finisher, and one presser.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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