The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
"When I am married," he added, after a pause, "and the old woman asks
me for Sabbath expenses, I'll tell her it is only Wednesday--it isn't
yet Friday--and I have no money to give her."
David relapsed into silence, but mutely continued his burlesque,
hopping from subject to subject.
David thought himself a very queer fellow. He often wondered at the
pranks which his own imagination was in the habit of playing, and at
the grotesque combinations it frequently evolved. As he now stood,
leaning forward over his work, he was striving to make out how it was
that Meyer reminded him of the figure "7."
"What nonsense!" he inwardly exclaimed, branding himself for a crank.
"And what does Heyman look like?" his mind queried, as though for
spite. He contemplated the operator askance, and ran over all the
digits of the Arabic system, and even the whole Hebrew alphabet, in
quest of a counterpart to the young man, but failed to find anything
suitable. "His face would much better become a girl," he at last
decided, and mentally proceeded to envelop Heyman's head in Beile's
shawl. But the proceeding somehow stung him, and he went on to
meditate upon the operator's chunky nose. "No, that nose is too ugly
for a girl. It wants a little planing. It's an unfinished job, as it
were. But for that nose Heyman would really be the nice fellow they
say he is. His snow-white skin--his elegant heavy mustache--yes, if he
did not have that nose he would be all right," he maliciously joked in
his heart. "And I, too, would be all right if Heyman were noseless,"
he added, transferring his thoughts to Beile, and wondering why she
looked so sweet. "Why, _her_ nose is not much of a beauty, either.
Entirely too straight, and too--too foolish. Her eyes look old and as
if constantly on the point of bursting into tears. Ah, but then her
lips--that kindly smile of theirs, coming out of one corner of her
mouth!" And a strong impulse seized him to throw himself on those lips
and to kiss them, which he did mentally, and which shot an electric
current through his whole frame. And at this Beile's old-looking eyes
both charmed and pierced him to the heart, and her nose, far from
looking foolish, seemed to contemplate him contemptuously,
triumphantly, and knowingly, as if it had read his thoughts.
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