The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
Goldy, his sweetheart, too, who was employed in making knee-breeches,
had hardly work enough to pay her humble board and rent. Nathan, after
much hesitation, was ultimately compelled to take to peddling; and the
longed-for day of their wedding was put off from month to month.
They had become engaged nearly two years before; the wedding ceremony
having been originally fixed for a date some three months later. Their
joint savings then amounted to one hundred and twenty dollars,--a sum
quite adequate, in Nathan's judgment, for a modest, quiet celebration
and the humble beginnings of a household establishment. Goldy,
however, summarily and indignantly overruled him.
"One does not marry every day," she argued, "and when I have at last
lived to stand under the bridal canopy with my predestined one, I will
not do so like a beggar-maid. Give me a respectable wedding, or none
at all, Nathan, do you hear?"
It is to be noted that a "respectable wedding" was not merely a casual
expression with Goldy. Like its antithesis, a "slipshod wedding," it
played in her vocabulary the part of something like a well-established
scientific term, with a meaning as clearly defined as that of
"centrifugal force" or "geometrical progression." Now, a slipshod
wedding was anything short of a gown of white satin and slippers to
match; two carriages to bring the bride and the bridegroom to the
ceremony, and one to take them to their bridal apartments; a wedding
bard and a band of at least five musicians; a spacious ballroom
crowded with dancers, and a feast of a hundred and fifty covers. As to
furniture, she refused to consider any which did not include a
pier-glass and a Brussels carpet.
Nathan contended that the items upon which she insisted would cost a
sum far beyond their joint accumulations. This she met by the
declaration that he had all along been bent upon making her the target
of universal ridicule, and that she would rather descend into an
untimely grave than be married in a slipshod manner. Here she burst
out crying; and whether her tears referred to the untimely grave or to
the slipshod wedding, they certainly seemed to strengthen the cogency
of her argument; for Nathan at once proceeded to signify his surrender
by a kiss, and when ignominiously repulsed he protested his
determination to earn the necessary money to bring things to the
standard which she held up so uncompromisingly.
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