The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
Hard times set in. Nathan and Goldy pinched and scrimped; but all
their heroic economies were powerless to keep their capital from
dribbling down to less than one hundred dollars. The wedding was
postponed again and again. Finally the curse of utter idleness fell
upon Nathan's careworn head. Their savings dwindled apace. In dismay
they beheld the foundation of their happiness melt gradually away.
Both were tired of boarding. Both longed for the bliss and economy of
married life. They grew more impatient and restless every day, and
Goldy made concession after concession. First the wedding supper was
sacrificed; then the pier-mirror and the bard were stricken from the
programme; and these were eventually succeeded by the hired hall and
the Brussels carpet.
After Nathan went into peddling, a few days before we first find him
hawking chinaware on Grand Street, matters began to look brighter, and
the spirits of our betrothed couple rose. Their capital, which had
sunk to forty dollars, was increasing again, and Goldy advised waiting
long enough for it to reach the sum necessary for a slipshod wedding
and establishment.
* * * * *
It was nearly ten o'clock. Nathan was absently drawling his "Buy nice
dishes for the holidays!" His mind was engrossed with the question of
making peddling his permanent occupation.
Presently he was startled by a merry soprano mocking him: "Buy nice
di-i-shes! Mind that you don't fall asleep murmuring like this. A big
lot you can make!"
Nathan turned a smile of affectionate surprise upon a compact little
figure, small to drollness, but sweet in the amusing grace of its
diminutive outlines,--an epitome of exquisite femininity. Her tiny
face was as comically lovely as her form: her apple-like cheeks were
firm as marble, and her inadequate nose protruded between them like
the result of a hasty tweak; a pair of large, round black eyes and a
thick-lipped little mouth inundating it all with passion and restless,
good-natured shrewdness.
"Goldy! What brings _you_ here?" Nathan demanded, with a fond look
which instantly gave way to an air of discomfort. "You know I hate you
to see me peddling."
"Are you really angry? Bite the feather bed, then. Where is the
disgrace? As if you were the only peddler in America! I wish you were.
Wouldn't you make heaps of money then! But you had better hear what
_does_ bring me here. Nathan, darling-dearest little heart, dearest
little crown that you are, guess what a plan I have hit upon!" she
exploded all at once. "Well, if you hear me out, and you don't say
that Goldy has the head of a cabinet minister, then--well, then you
will be a big hog, and nothing else."
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