SCA. Leave it to me; the plan is all ready. I am only puzzling my brains to find out a fellow to act along with us, in order to play a personage I want. But let me see; just look at me a little. Stick your cap rather rakishly on one side. Put on a furious look. Put your hand on your side. Walk about like a king on the stage. {Footnote: Compare the 'Impromptu of Versailles'.} That will do. Follow me. I possess some means of changing your face and voice. SIL. I pray you, Scapin, don't go and embroil me with justice. SCA. Never mind, we will share our perils like brothers, and three years more or less on the galleys are not sufficient to check a noble heart. ACT II. SCENE I.--GÉRONTE, ARGANTE. GER. Yes, there is no doubt but that with this weather we shall have our people with us to-day; and a sailor who has arrived from Tarentum told me just now that he had seen our man about to start with the ship. But my daughter's arrival will find things strangely altered from what we thought they would be, and what you have just told me of your son has put an end to all the plans we had made together. ARG. Don't be anxious about that; I give you my word that I shall remove that obstacle, and I am going to see about it this moment. GER. In all good faith, Mr. Argante, shall I tell you what? The education of children is a thing that one could never be too careful about. ARG. You are right; but why do you say that? GER. Because most of the follies of young men come from the way they have been brought up by their fathers. ARG. It is so sometimes, certainly; but what do you mean by saying that to me? GER. Why do I say that to you? ARG. Yes. GER. Because, if, like a courageous father, you had corrected your son when he was young, he would not have played you such a trick. ARG. I see. So that you have corrected your own much better? GER. Certainly; and I should be very sorry if he had done anything at all like what yours has done. ARG. And if that son, so well brought up, had done worse even than mine, what would you say? GER. What? ARG. What? GER. What do you mean? ARG. I mean, Mr. Géronte, that we should never be so ready to blame the conduct of others, and that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. GER. I really do not understand you. ARG. I will explain myself. GER. Have you heard anything about my son? ARG. Perhaps I have. GER. But what? ARG. Your servant Scapin, in his vexation, only told me the thing roughly, and you can learn all the particulars from him or from some one else. For my part, I will at once go to my solicitor, and see what steps I can take in the matter. Good-bye. SCENE II.--GÉRONTE (_alone_).