The Impudent Comedian, & OthersMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Impudent Comedian, & Others
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Celebrities -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
“I feel that, sir, and so I mean to wear the brocade,” said Mrs.
Woffington. “Good lud, Mr. Garrick, what were you thinking of when you
assigned to the poor victim of the murderess in the tragedy the crimson
robe which was plainly meant to be in keeping with the gory intentions
of her rival?”
“Surely I did not commit that mistake,” said Garrick. “Heavens! where
can my thoughts have been? Miss Hoppner, madam, I am greatly vexed--”
“Let her take her brocade,” cried Miss Hoppner, looking with indignant
eyes, first at the smiling Peggy, and then at Garrick, who was acting
the part of a distracted man to perfection. “Let her wear it and see
if it will hide the shortcomings of her complexion from the eyes of the
playgoers.”
She walked away with a sniff before Peggy could deliver any reply.
III
Pray what trick have you on your mind now? asked Garrick, when he was
alone with Peggy. “What was that caprice of yours?”
“Caprice? You are a fool, Davy. You even forget your own precepts, which
your friend Mr. Johnson, in his wisdom condemned so heartily yesterday.”
“Good Lord! You mean to--”
“I mean to make Miss Hoppner act the part of a jealous woman to
perfection.” And she did so. The next day at the rehearsal, Garrick, as
well as every member of the company, was amazed at the energy which
Miss Hoppner contrived to impart to the scene in the play where, in the
character of Oriana, she stabbed her successful rival. She acted with a
force that had scarcely been surpassed by Garrick's reading of the scene
for her instruction the previous day.
“Faith, Peggy, you have given her a weapon for your own undoing,” said
Garrick, as he walked home with Mrs. Woffington. “She will eclipse you,
if you do not mind.”
“I 'll e'en run the risk,” said Peggy.
Alas! the next day Miss Hoppner was as feeble as ever--nay, the stabbing
scene had never been so feebly gone through by her; and Garrick grumbled
loudly.
Miss Hoppner did not seem to mind. At the end of the rehearsal she
sought Peggy and offered her her hand.
“Mrs. Woffington,” she said, “I am desirous of asking your pardon for
my curtness in the matter of the dress. I owe so much to your kindness,
madam, I feel that my attempt to fix a quarrel upon you was the more
base. Pray, forgive an unhappy creature, who only seeks to retain the
honour of your friendship.”
“Oh, you goose!” said Peggy. “Why are you so foolish as to desire to
make friends with me? You should have hated me--been ready to kill
me--anything for the sake of becoming an actress.”
“You will not refuse me the forgiveness which I implore?” said Miss
Hoppner.
“Nay, nay; I was in the wrong; it was my caprice, but carried out solely
on your behalf, child,” said Peggy.
“On my behalf? Oh, you are quite right; I was beginning to forget
myself--to forget that I was but a provincial actress.”
“Oh, you good natured creature!” cried Peggy. “I'll have to begin all
over again.”
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