The Impudent Comedian, & OthersMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Impudent Comedian, & Others
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Celebrities -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
“There was surely, my boy,” said Daly, “but I've forgot her name. The
name's not to the point. I tell you, then, the Siddons stormed in the
stateliest blank verse and periods, about how she had elevated the
stage--how she had checked Brereton for clasping her as she thought too
ardently--how she had family prayers every day, and looked forward to
the day when she could afford a private chaplain.”
“Stop there,” shouted Blake. “You'll begin to exaggerate if you go
beyond the chaplain, Daly.”
“It's the truth I've told so far, at any rate, barring the chaplain,”
said Daly.
“And all because I saw she was a bit nervous and did my best to
encourage her and give her confidence by shouting, 'Well done, Sally!'”
said Blake. “Boys, it's not Sarah Siddons that has been insulted, it's
Trinity College--it's the city of Dublin! by my soul, it's the Irish
nation that she has insulted by supposing them capable of insulting a
woman.”
“Faith, there 's something in that, Jimmy,” said half a dozen voices.
“Who is this Sarah Siddons, will ye tell me, for I 'd like to know?”
resumed Blake, casting a look of almost painful enquiry round the room.
“Ay, that 's the question,” said Daly, in a tone that he invariably
reserved for the soliloquy which flourished on the stage a century ago.
“We 're all gentlemen here,” resumed Mr. Blake.
“And that 's more than she is,” said young Blenerhassett of Limerick.
“Gentlemen,” said the manager, “I beg that you'll not forget that
Mrs. Siddons and myself belong to the same profession. I cannot suffer
anything derogatory”--the word gave him some trouble, but he mastered
it after a few false starts--“to the stage to be uttered in this
apartment.”
“You adorn the profession, sir,” said Blake. “But can the same be said
of Mrs. Siddons? What could Garrick make of her, gentlemen?”
“Ahem! we know what he failed to make of her,” said Digges, the actor,
who sat in the corner, and was supposed to have more Drury Lane scandal
on his fingers' ends than Daly himself.
“Pooh!” sneered Daly. “Davy Garrick never made love to her, Digges. It
was her vanity that tried to make out that he did.”
“He did not make her a London success--that's certain,” said Blake.
“And though Dublin, with the assistance of the College, can pronounce a
better judgment on an actor or actress than London, still we must admit
that London is improving, and if there had been any merit in Sarah
Siddons she would not have been forced to keep to the provinces as she
does now. Gentlemen, she has insulted us and it's our duty to teach her
a lesson.”
“And we're the boys to do it,” said one Moriarty.
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