The Impudent Comedian, & OthersMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Impudent Comedian, & Others
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Celebrities -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
“Ay, that they are, Dick,” she assented, with a note of sadness in her
voice.
“But what I would offer you would stand the stress of all weather--fair
or foul, Nell.”
“I believe you, Dick, with all my heart. I know what you had to offer
me; but it 's too late now, too late, Dick.”
“Too late? What do you mean, girl?”
The look that came into his face frightened her. She threw herself back
on the settee and laughed loudly for a minute or two.
“That's what I mean,” she cried, tilting up her toes until they were
on a level with his knees. “What else could I mean than that I'm already
sufficiently shod? Even Nell Gwyn can't wear more than one pair of shoes
at a time, Dick. It's rather a pity, but 't is an ill that must be
borne. Now tell us all about yourself, Dick. Tell us how you fought with
pirates and buccaneers--never mind telling how you made a fortune in
pieces of eight: there's no romance about making a fortune--tell us
about the pirates, and above all, tell us what the Spanish Main is.”
“The Spanish Main--why, it's the Spanish Main, to be sure--south of the
Indies--a good place for trade, and a good place for pirates. But you,
Nell; I wonder if you meant anything by saying that I had come back too
late? I thought, you know, when I met your mother----”
“Oh, I want to hear about the fighting--the buccaneers! I do n't want to
hear about my mother; I hear enough about her. You fought the pirates?
Well, next to being a pirate yourself, that's the best thing.”
“Well, if you must know, I got about me a few score of lads--most
of them were stout Irish lads who were sold to the plantations by
Cromwell.”
“The monster!”
“Ay, we made up a brave crew, I can tell you. Our plan was to do no
pirating on our own behalf, but only to attack the pirates when they had
a deck-load of spoil. Taking from thieves is n't stealing, is it, Nell?”
“No; that's business.”
“A bit irregular, it may be, as I said just now; but bless you, Nelly,
it was like sermon-preaching compared to some sorts of business that
thrive mightily at the Indies. Anyhow, here I am to-day, sound and
hearty, Nell, with a pretty nice fortune made already, and more to
come--here I am, ready and willing to buy you the best pair of shoes in
London town, and every other article of attire you may need for the next
dozen--ay, the next fifty years.”
“Dick--Dick!”
“Is n't it true that you were always my sweetheart, Nell? Didn't you
say that you would never marry another? Well, you've kept your word so
far--your mother told me that.”
“Ah, that's the worst of it.”
“The worst of it! That's the best of it, Nelly; for though a fine lady,
living in a mansion like this--why, it might be a palace--the King
himself might come here-----”
“The King--you've heard that--that the King?”
She grasped him fiercely by the sleeve, and was eagerly peering into his
face.
He burst out laughing, but suddenly checked himself.
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