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Then he got out of the car and went into the shop--they sold toys there
as well as everything else--to buy something himself. He could not find
exactly what he wanted--in shops crowded with glittering uselessnesses
it is rarely that you can find the particular uselessness on which you
have set your heart--but Tommy of the Five Bells had no fault to find
with the big, brown-papered parcel which reached him by the next day's
afternoon post. He could not imagine any soldiers more perfectly
satisfying than these, no bricks more solid and square, no drafts more
neatly turned, no dominoes more smoothly finished. To Mr. Basingstoke's
old nurse the world seemed to hold nothing fairer than the lace collar
and the violet-silk necktie. "Do me for Sundays for years," she said,
putting them back in their tissue-paper and turning her attention to the
box of sweets and the stockings for the children. The girl who sold Mr.
Basingstoke the lace collar sniggered apart with a kindred sniggerer as
she sold it to him, and delayed to make out his bill, but the other
girl, almost a child, with a black bow tying her hair, sold him the
stockings and was sympathetic and helpful.
"How many stockings ought a child to have, so as to have plenty?" he
asked her, confidentially. At the lace-counter he had made his own
choice, in stern silence.
"Three pairs," said the girl; "that's one in wear, one in the wash, and
one in case of accidents." She glanced through the glass door at the
motor, and decided that he could afford it. "But, of course, four would
be better."
"I should think six would be best," said he, "that's one for each day in
the week, and on Saturday they can stay in bed while their mother does
the washing."
"You don't wash on Saturdays," said the girl, her little, plain face
lighting up with a smile. She saw the eye of the shop-walker on her and
added, nervously, "Shall we say six, then, sir; and what size? I mean
what aged child? About what price?"
"Three to eleven," said he.
"They're one and eleven-three," said she.
"I mean the children, not the stockings--there are five of them--what's
five sixes?"
"Thirty," the girl told him, with a glance at the shop-walker that was
almost defiant in its triumph.
"That's it, then," said he, "and sort out the sizes properly, please,
will you? Three six, two sevens, ten and eleven. And put in some
garters--children's stockings are always coming down, you know--"
The girl had not before sold garters to insane but agreeable gentlemen.
She hesitated and said in a low voice, "I don't think garters, sir.
Suspenders are more worn now--"
"Well, suspenders then. The means doesn't matter--it's the keeping up
that's the important thing." He laid a five-pound note on the counter,
just as the shop-walker came up to her with a slightly insolent,
"Serving, Miss Moore?"
"Sign, sir," said Miss Moore, defending herself from his displeasure
with the bill. "Anything more, sir?"
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