"Bless your heart! That's just what I'm here for, to help everybody. I can help you stir up the people. I will call a mass meeting for this very evening, and you and your delusion will be there in the front row--and the curtains will all be torn away from this beastly Fourth of July business. He will read the figures and you will tell your story and encourage every hurt soul to do likewise. This is what I believe in. What I don't believe in, is _forcing_ people to do things. But I _do_ believe in warming them up to do right things. I don't believe in masterings, bossings, tie-ups or hold-ups; but I do believe in explainings, urgings and entreatings." "The Rev. Dr. Normander tried the gentler method with Schwarmer at the time of Lauren's death," said Ralph, "and he declared that Independence Day was a sacred day and that he had as good a right to distribute free fireworks on that day as a minister had to distribute free religious tracts on the Lord's Day, or words to that effect." "O the idiot!" exclaimed the President. "I would _not_ punch his head and make more of an idiot of him; but if I could get my eye on his free fireworks I would destroy them as I would a nest of rattlesnakes. I would let him see that I know the difference between good and evil--between God and the devil, by an illustrative example." CHAPTER X. A PUBLIC MEETING--STATISTICS AND RESOLUTIONS. Early in the afternoon there was a big poster on the Town Hall, with a proclamation, or rather, invitation from the President, asking "the citizens one and all, without distinction of sex, race or color to assemble together in order to discuss plans for the saving of life, limb and property during the forthcoming celebration of the Nation's birthday." They came--old men and young men, women and girls. The hall was packed with an expectant crowd. The President opened the meeting by saying: "Dear Friends and Townsmen: "I did not invite you here to listen to a speech. I don't believe in cornerings of any kind and surely not in cornering anybody and talking him to death. I invited you expecting you would talk to me and each other. I am a new man in civic affairs; but I don't want to stay new. I want to get at the heart of the interests of this town. I did not come among you to make millions. Like my brother mayor over in Ohio, I should not know what to do with a million of money; but unlike him I am not afraid I shall ever be a millionaire (applause). But I begin to fear that I have neglected my civic duties. You know I was averse to having the yoke of office put upon me. Now I thank you for your kindly insistance. I have had proof this very day that the yoke is good for me and may prove to be good for the people of the town also (cries of 'why' and 'how').