The Independence Day Horror at KillsburyCoolidge, Asenath Carver
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The Independence Day Horror at Killsbury
Coolidge, Asenath Carver
Children -- Death -- Fiction; Didactic fiction; Fireworks -- Fiction; Fourth of July -- Fiction
They went on, Ralph and Ruth, arm in arm, and the crowd followed. The moon
came out in regal splendor as they reached the bridge. It was Schwarmer's
bridge that the corporation had built for him. It had a lamp on each end,
making it light enough to read the names on the boxes without difficulty.
There was a large assortment of patriotic death-dealers such as the bill
had shown--and more too. In a bundle tied up separately they found some
choice specimens such as Powdered Crackers, Sacred Mandarins, Aaron's Rod,
Yankee Doodle Doos, and Giant Torpedos.
"These were for the large boys," said Ralph. "Truly Mr. Schwarmer was
going to give every boy in Killsbury a glorious chance to kill himself
this year."
"Do you suppose that any of those boxes could possibly be fished out?"
asked Ruth after the last box had gone over the falls.
"Hardly," laughed Ralph. "I never heard of anything being fished out that
went over the falls into the deep hole at the foot. Some say it goes
through to China. If it did it would be serving old China right--sending
their vicious wares back to them."
"And a curious reminder to John Chinaman if it be true that he uses the
American Missionaries' tracts in the construction of firecrackers for the
American market," said Father Ferrill. "At any rate we have the
consolation of knowing that this batch of powder will be too wet to do any
damage this Fourth. The City Fathers can get their ordinance in perfect
working order before the next--so perfect that no miracle will be needed
to help them out. Cromwell's order to his soldiers was to 'trust in the
Lord and keep their powder dry.' Lord grant that we may trust in His Holy
Name and keep our powder wet."
It was a reversion of the brutal saying that has been taught in military
schools for more than a century, and it sounded like a benediction to Ruth
as she took Ralph's arm and turned away with a thankful heart.
They walked on in lover-like silence until Ruth broke out in her enthused
way:
"Do you know, Ralph, I just love Father Ferrill!"
"Hold on there! Not too much of that, Ruth!"
"But I _do_ love him very much! He's so good and wise. Wasn't it splendid
his re-version of Cromwell's order?"
"Yes, Ruth, it was very apt, but you are not to love him."
"Hush, Ralph! you ought to be ashamed of yourself."
But it was honey-moon time and Ralph was not ashamed either of his words
or actions on that charmed occasion. He finally admitted, however, after
sundry concessions from Ruth that Father Ferrill was a very fine man, and
that his re-version of the old Cromwellian adage had given him a new idea
on the subject of adages.
"What is it, Ralph?"
"Tell it not to the professional litterateur or the dusty book-worm, Ruth;
but the idea is that all those brutal old sayings that have been handed
down to us from warring ages need to be revised or done away with as badly
as the old brutal customs of which they were born. 'In times of peace
prepare for war,' is another old serpent."
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