The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
"Stop--stop!" said the knight, "stop one moment!"--He paused; he was
all on the tremble; something seemed rising in his throat, but he gave
a great gulp, and swallowed it. "Beatrice," said he, "what think you
of--" his voice sank into a most seductive softness,--"what think you
of--Beatrice Grey?"
The murder was out:--the knight felt infinitely relieved; the knuckles
of his left hand unclosed spontaneously; and the arm he had felt such
a difficulty in disposing of, found itself,--nobody knows how,--all
at once, encircling the gimp waist of the pretty Beatrice. The young
lady's reply was expressed in three syllables. They were,--"Oh,
Sir Guy!" The words might be somewhat indefinite, but there was no
mistaking the look. Their eyes met; Sir Guy's left arm contracted
itself spasmodically: when the eyes meet,--at least, as theirs
meet,--the lips are very apt to follow the example. The knight had
taken one long, loving kiss--nectar and ambrosia! He thought on Doctor
Butts and his _repetatur haustus_,--a prescription Father Francis had
taken infinite pains to translate for him:--he was about to repeat it,
but the dose was interrupted _in transitu_.--Doubtless the adage,
"There is many a slip
'Twixt the cup and the lip,"
hath reference to medicine. Sir Guy's lip was again all but in
conjunction with that of his bride elect.
It has been hinted already that there was a little round polished patch
on the summit of the knight's _pericranium_, from which his locks had
gradually receded; a sort of _oasis_,--or rather a _Mont Blanc_ in
miniature, rising above the highest point of vegetation. It was on
this little spot, undefended alike by Art and Nature, that at this
interesting moment a blow descended, such as we must borrow a term from
the Sister Island adequately to describe,--it was a "Whack!"
Sir Guy started upon his feet; Beatrice Grey started upon hers; but
a single glance to the rear reversed her position,--she fell upon her
knees and screamed.
The knight, too, wheeled about, and beheld a sight which might have
turned a bolder man to stone.--It was She!--the all but defunct
Rohesia--there she sat, bolt upright!--her eyes no longer glazed with
the film of impending dissolution, but scintillating like flint and
steel; while in her hand she grasped the bed-staff,--a weapon of mickle
might, as her husband's bloody coxcomb could now well testify. Words
were yet wanting, for the quinsy, which her rage had broken, still
impeded her utterance; but the strength and rapidity of her guttural
intonations augured well for her future eloquence.
Sir Guy de Montgomeri stood for a while like a man distraught; this
resurrection--for such it seemed--had quite overpowered him. "A husband
ofttimes makes the best physician," says the proverb; he was a living
personification of its truth. Still it was whispered he had been
content with Doctor Butts; but his lady was restored to bless him for
many years.--Heavens, what a life he led!
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