The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
"I'll be a Carthusian!" repeated the knight, but in a tone less
assured: he relapsed into a reverie.--Shave his head!--he did not so
much mind that,--he was getting rather bald already;--but, beans for
dinner,--and those without butter--and then a horse-hair shirt!
The knight seemed undecided: his eye roamed gloomily around the
apartment; it paused upon different objects, but as if it saw them
not; its sense was shut, and there was no speculation in its glance:
it rested at last upon the fair face of the sympathising damsel at his
side, beautiful in her grief.
Her tears had ceased; but her eyes were cast down, and mournfully fixed
upon her delicate little foot, which was beating the devil's tattoo.
There is no talking to a female when she does not look at you. Sir Guy
turned round,--he seated himself on the edge of the bed; and, placing
his hand beneath the chin of the lady, turned up her face in an angle
of fifteen degrees.
"I don't think I shall take the vows, Beatrice; but what's to become
of me? Poor, miserable, old--that is, poor, miserable, middle-aged man
that I am!--No one to comfort, no one to care for me!"--Beatrice's
tears flowed afresh, but she opened not her lips.--"'Pon my life!"
continued he, "I don't believe there is a creature now would care a
button if I were hanged to-morrow!"
"Oh! don't say so, Sir Guy!" sighed Beatrice; "you know
there's--there's Master Everard, and--and Father Francis--"
"Pish!" cried Sir Guy testily.
"And--there's your favourite old bitch."
"I am not thinking of old bitches!" quoth Sir Guy de Montgomeri.
Another pause ensued: the knight had released her chin, and taken
her hand;--it was a pretty little hand, with long taper fingers and
filbert-formed nails, and the softness of the palm said little for its
owner's industry.
"Sit down, my dear Beatrice," said the knight, thoughtfully; "you must
be fatigued with your long watching. Take a seat, my child."--Sir Guy
did not relinquish her hand; but he sidled along the counterpane, and
made room for his companion between himself and the bed-post.
Now this is a very awkward position for two people to be placed in,
especially when the right hand of the one holds the right hand of the
other:--in such an attitude, what the deuce can the gentleman do with
his left? Sir Guy closed his till it became an absolute fist, and his
knuckles rested on the bed a little in the rear of his companion.
"Another!" repeated Sir Guy, musing;--"if, indeed, I could find such
another!"--He was talking to his thought, but Beatrice Grey answered
him.
"There's Madam Fitzfoozle."
"A frump!" said Sir Guy.
"Or the Lady Bumbarton."
"With her hump!" muttered he.
"There's the Dowager--"
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