The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
An incident very like one in Jack Sheppard--
A work some have lauded, and others have pepper'd--
Where a Dutch pirate kidnaps, and tosses Thames Darrel
Just so in the sea, and he's saved by a barrel,--
On the coast, if I recollect rightly, it's flung whole,
And the hero, half-drown'd, scrambles out of the bung-hole.
[It aint no sich thing!--the hero aint bung'd in no barrel
at all.--He's picked up by a Captain, just as Norman was
arterwards.--PRINT. DEV.]
It has been already hinted that Mr. Peters had been a "traveller" in
his day. The only story which his lady would ever allow "her P." to
finish--he began as many as would furnish an additional volume to the
"Thousand and One Nights"--is the last I shall offer. The subject, I
fear me, is not over new, but will remind my friends
"Of something better they have seen before."
MR. PETERS'S STORY.
THE BAGMAN'S DOG.
Stant littore Puppies!--VIRGIL.
It was a litter, a litter of five,
Four are drown'd, and one left alive,
He was thought worthy alone to survive;
And the Bagman resolved upon bringing him up,
To eat of his bread, and to drink of his cup,
He was such a dear little cock-tail'd pup!
The Bagman taught him many a trick;
He would carry, and fetch, and run after a stick,
Could well understand The word of command,
And appear to doze With a crust on his nose
Till the Bagman permissively waved his hand:
Then to throw up and catch it he never would fail,
As he sat up on end, on his little cock-tail.
Never was puppy so _bien instruit_,
Or possess'd of such natural talent as he;
And as he grew older, Every beholder
Agreed he grew handsomer, sleeker, and bolder.--
Time, however his wheels we may clog,
Wends steadily still with onward jog,
And the cock-tail'd puppy's a curly-tail'd dog!
When, just at the time He was reaching his prime,
And all thought he'd be turning out something sublime,
One unlucky day, How, no one could say,
Whether soft _liaison_ induced him to stray,
Or some kidnapping vagabond coax'd him away,
He was lost to the view, Like the morning dew;--
He had been, and was not--that's all that they knew!
And the Bagman storm'd, and the Bagman swore
As never a Bagman had sworn before;
But storming or swearing but little avails
To recover lost dogs with great curly tails.--
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