The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
There is not a nation in Europe but labours
To toady itself, and to humbug its neighbours--
"Earth has no such folks--no folks such a city,
So great, or so grand, or so fine, or so pretty,"
Said Louis Quatorze, "As this Paris of ours!"
--Mr. Daniel O'Connell exclaims, "By the Pow'rs,
_Ould_ Ireland's on all hands admitted to be
The first flow'r of the earth, and first _Gim_ of the sea!"--
--Mr. Bull will inform you that Neptune,--a lad he,
With more of affection than rev'rence, styles "Daddy,"--
Did not scruple to "say To Freedom, one day,"
That if ever he changed his aquatics for dry land,
His home should be Mr. B.'s "Tight little Island."--
He adds, too, that he, The said Mr. B.,
Of all possible Frenchmen can fight any three;
That, with no greater odds, he knows well how to treat them,
To meet them, defeat them, and beat them, and eat them.--
--In Italy, too, 'tis the same to the letter;
There each Lazzarone Will cry to his crony,
"See Naples, then die![25] and the sooner the better!"
The Portuguese say, as a well understood thing,
"Who has not seen Lisbon[26] has not seen a good thing!"--
While an old Spanish proverb runs glibly as under,
"QUIEN NO HA VISTO SEVILLA
NO HA VISTO MARAVILLA!"
"He who ne'er has viewed Seville has ne'er view'd a Wonder!"
And from all I can learn this is no such great blunder.
In fact, from the river, The fam'd Guadalquiver,
Where many a knight's had cold steel through his liver,[27]
The prospect _is_ grand. The _Iglesia Mayor_
Has a splendid effect on the opposite shore,
With its lofty _Giralda_, while two or three score
Of magnificent structures around, perhaps more,
As our Irish friends have it, are there "to the fore;"
Then the old Alcazar, More ancient by far,
As some say, while some call it one of the palaces
Built in twelve hundred and odd by Abdalasis,
With its horse-shoe shaped arches of Arabesque tracery,
Which the architect seems to have studied to place awry,
Saracenic and rich; And more buildings, "the which,"
As old Lilly, in whom I've been looking a bit o' late,
Says, "You'd be bored should I now recapitulate;"[28]
In brief, then, the view Is so fine and so new,
It would make you exclaim, 'twould so forcibly strike ye,
If a Frenchman, "_Superbe!_"--if an Englishman, "Crikey!!"
Yes! thou _art_ "WONDERFUL!"--but oh,
'Tis sad to think, 'mid scenes so bright
As thine, fair Seville, sounds of woe,
And shrieks of pain, and wild affright,
And soul-wrung groans of deep despair,
And blood, and death should mingle there!
Yes! thou art "WONDERFUL!"--the flames
That on thy towers reflected shine,
While earth's proud Lords and high-born Dames,
Descendants of a mighty line,
With cold unalter'd looks are by
To gaze, with an unpitying eye,
On wretches in their agony.
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