The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
"I know not _what_ to think, Tom. As surely as you are a living man, so
surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin
in my face, and walk away with my trousers; nor was I able to spring
from my bed, or break the chain which seemed to bind me to my pillow."
"Seaforth!" said Ingoldsby, after a short pause, "I will--But hush!
here are the girls and my father.--I will carry off the females, and
leave you a clear field with the governor: carry your point with him,
and we will talk about your breeches afterwards."
Tom's diversion was successful; he carried off the ladies _en
masse_ to look at a remarkable specimen of the class _Dodecandria
Monogynia_,--which they could not find;--while Seaforth marched boldly
up to the encounter, and carried "the governor's" outworks by a _coup
de main_. I shall not stop to describe the progress of the attack;
suffice it that it was as successful as could have been wished, and
that Seaforth was referred back again to the lady. The happy lover was
off at a tangent; the botanical party was soon overtaken; and the arm
of Caroline, whom a vain endeavour to spell out the Linnæan name of a
daffy-down-dilly had detained a little in the rear of the others, was
soon firmly locked in his own.
"What was the world to them,
Its noise, its nonsense, and its 'breeches' all?"
Seaforth was in the seventh heaven; he retired to his room that night
as happy as if no such thing as a goblin had ever been heard of, and
personal chattels were as well fenced in by law as real property. Not
so Tom Ingoldsby: the mystery,--for mystery there evidently was,--had
not only piqued his curiosity, but ruffled his temper. The watch of
the previous night had been unsuccessful, probably because it was
undisguised. To-night he would "ensconce himself,"--not indeed "behind
the arras,"--for the little that remained was, as we have seen, nailed
to the wall,--but in a small closet which opened from one corner of
the room, and, by leaving the door ajar, would give to its occupant
a view of all that might pass in the apartment. Here did the young
ghost-hunter take up a position, with a good stout sapling under his
arm, a full half-hour before Seaforth retired for the night. Not even
his friend did he let into his confidence, fully determined that if his
plan did not succeed, the failure should be attributed to himself alone.
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