The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
Miss Simpkinson and her sister acted as bridesmaids on the occasion;
the former wrote an _epithalamium_, and the latter cried "Lassy me!" at
the clergyman's wig.--Some years have since rolled on; the union has
been crowned with two or three tidy little offshoots from the family
tree, of whom Master Neddy is "grandpapa's darling," and Mary-Anne
mamma's particular "Sock." I shall only add, that Mr. and Mrs. Seaforth
are living together quite as happily as two good-hearted, good-tempered
bodies, very fond of each other, can possibly do: and, that since
the day of his marriage Charles has shown no disposition to jump out
of bed, or ramble out of doors o' nights,--though, from his entire
devotion to every wish and whim of his young wife, Tom insinuates that
the fair Caroline does still occasionally take advantage of it so far
as to "slip on the breeches."
* * * * *
It was not till some years after the events just recorded, that Miss
Mary-Anne, the "pet Sock" before alluded to, was made acquainted with
the following piece of family biography. It was communicated to her in
strict confidence by Nurse Botherby, a maiden niece of the old lady's,
then recently promoted from the ranks in the still-room, to be second
in command in the nursery department.
The story is connected with a dingy wizzen-faced portrait, in an oval
frame, generally known by the name of "Uncle Stephen," though from the
style of his cut-velvet, it is evident that some generations must have
passed away since any living being could have stood towards him in that
degree of consanguinity.
THE NURSE'S STORY.
THE HAND OF GLORY.
"Malefica quædam auguriatrix in Angliâ fuit, quam demones horribiliter
extraxerunt, et imponentes super equum terribilem, per aera rapuerunt;
Clamoresque terribiles (ut ferunt) per quatuor fermè miliaria
audiebantur."
--_Nuremb. Chron._
On the lone bleak moor, At the midnight hour,
Beneath the Gallows Tree,
Hand in hand The Murderers stand
By one, by two, by three!
And the Moon that night With a grey, cold light
Each baleful object tips;
One half of her form Is seen through the storm,
The other half's hid in Eclipse!
And the cold Wind howls, And the Thunder growls,
And the Lightning is broad and bright;
And altogether It's very bad weather,
And an unpleasant sort of a night!
"Now mount who list, And close by the wrist
Sever me quickly the Dead Man's fist!--
Now climb who dare Where he swings in air,
And pluck me five locks of the Dead Man's hair!"
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