"My dear fellow," Callan said, in his most deliberate, most Olympian tone. "I believe you're entirely mistaken, I believe ... I've been informed that the Système Groënlandais is one of the healthiest places in the Polar regions. There are interested persons who...." "So I've heard," I interrupted, "but I can assure you I've heard nothing but good of the Système and the ... and its philanthropists. I meant nothing against them. I was only astonished that you should go to such a place." "I have been asked to go upon a mission," he explained, seriously, "to ascertain what the truth about the Système really is. It is a new country with, I am assured, a great future in store. A great deal of English money has been invested in its securities, and naturally great interest is taken in its affairs." "So it seems," I said, "I seem to run upon it at every hour of the day and night." "Ah, yes," Callan rhapsodised, "it has a great future in store, a great future. The Duke is a true philanthropist. He has taken infinite pains--infinite pains. He wished to build up a model state, _the_ model protectorate of the world, a place where perfect equality shall obtain for all races, all creeds, and all colours. You would scarcely believe how he has worked to ensure the happiness of the native races. He founded the great society to protect the Esquimaux, the Society for the Regeneration of the Arctic Regions--the S.R.A.R.--as you called it, and now he is only waiting to accomplish his greatest project--the Trans-Greenland railway. When that is done, he will hand over the Système to his own people. That is the act of a great man." "Ah, yes," I said. "Well," Callan began again, but suddenly paused. "By-the-bye, this must go no farther," he said, anxiously, "I will let you have full particulars when the time is ripe." "My dear Callan," I said, touchily, "I can hold my tongue." He went off at tangent. "I don't want you to take my word--I haven't seen it yet. But I feel assured about it myself. The most distinguished people have spoken to me in its favour. The celebrated traveller, Aston, spoke of it with tears in his eyes. He was the first governor-general, you know. Of course I should not take any interest in it, if I were not satisfied as to that. It is percisely because I feel that the thing is one of the finest monuments of a grand century that I am going to lend it the weight of my pen." "I quite understand," I assured him; then, solicitously, "I hope they don't expect you to do it for nothing." "Oh, dear, no," Callan answered. "Ah, well, I wish you luck," I said. "They couldn't have got a better man to win over the National conscience. I suppose it comes to that." Callan nodded. "I fancy I have the ear of the public," he said. He seemed to get satisfaction from the thought.