Married people -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The Applebys were sitting up-stairs, that day, holding hands and
avoiding Lulu. Below them they heard a motor-car stop, and Mother
prepared to go down and serve the tourists. The brazen, beloved voice of
Uncle Joe Tubbs of West Skipsit blared out: "Where's the folks, heh?
Tell 'em the Tubbses are here."
And Lulu's congealed voice, in answer: "I don't know whether they are at
home. If they are, who shall I tell them is calling, please?"
"Huh? Oh, well, just say the Tubbses."
"Mr. and Mrs. Tubbs?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
By this time Father and Mother were galloping down-stairs. They welcomed
the Tubbses with yelps of pleasure; the four of them sat in rockers on
the grass and talked about the Tubbses' boarders, and the Applebys
admired to hear that Uncle Joe now ran the car himself. But all of them
were conscious that Lulu, in a chiffon scarf and eye-glasses, was
watching them amusedly, and the Tubbses uneasily took leave in an hour,
pleading the distance back to West Skipsit.
Not till evening, when he got the chance to walk by himself on the beach
below the gravel cliffs, did Father quite realize what his daughter had
done--that, with her superior manner, she had frightened the Tubbses
away. Yet there was nothing to do about it.
Even at her departure there was a certain difficulty, for Lulu developed
a resolution to have her parents visit her at Saserkopee. Perhaps she
wished to show them in what state she now lived; or it may conceivably
be that, in her refined and determined manner, she was fond of her
parents. She kissed them repeatedly and was gone with much waving of a
handkerchief and yelps of "Now don't forget--you're you're to visit
me--be sure and write--Harry, don't stick your head out of the window,
d'yuhhearme?"
* * * * *
Lulu's visit had two effects upon the lives of Father and Mother. They
found that their quiet love had grown many-fold stronger, sweeter, in
the two weeks it had been denied the silly fondnesses of utterance. They
could laugh, now that there was no critic of their shy brand of humor.
Father stopped on the step and winked an immense shameless wink at
Mother, and she sighed and said, with unexpected understanding, "Yes,
I'm afraid Lulu is a little--just a leet-le bit--"
"And I reckon we won't be in such a gosh-awful hustle to visit her."
Mother was so vulgar as to grunt, "Well, I guess not!"
That evening they sat in the rose-arbor again. And had tone poems on the
mouth-organ. And dreamed that something would happen to make their
investment pay.
Another result there was of Lulu's visit. Father couldn't help
remembering her suggestion that they ought to bag a social or artistic
lion as an attraction for "The T Room." He was delighted to find that,
after weeks of vacuous worry, he had another idea.
Now that August, the height of the season, had come, he would capture
Mrs. Vance Carter herself.
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