The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 4, April, 1852Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 4, April, 1852
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
Passing on now, as we follow the march of high philosophy, to secrets of
the sun and moon; it may be worth while to understand, as our
forefathers taught, that "it is easie to guess at the fortune of every
year by the stars, if a man consider twelve, nineteen, eight, four, and
thirty." Somebody wants to know what luck he will have in 1853. Let him
consider 1841 (twelve years back), let him consider 1834 (nineteen years
back), and, for the eight, four, thirty, let him look back to the years
1845, 1849, and 1823. Let him reflect on the nature of his fortune in
each of those years, look up his old diaries, combine their results, and
that will give him the character of his fate in 1853. Jupiter is somehow
at the bottom of this, but we are too modern and ignorant to understand
the author's explanation.
Among secrets concerning fire, are those two facts connected with
spermaceti and brimstone already stated. Any one living in the country,
whom the croaking of the frogs may trouble of a night, will doubtless
be glad to hear of a remedy: "Take the fat of a crocodile, and make it
up with wax while in the sun, and make a candle of it, and light it in
the place where frogs are, and when they see that they will presently
cease crying." Where crocodile's fat cannot be had, "the fat of a
dolphin" will do. Prescriptions abound, by the use of which men may
appear to wear the heads of asses, horses, dogs, or to resemble
elephants. There is a receipt also for making "a faire light, that the
house may seem all full of serpents so long as the wick doth burn." But
we pass over these pleasant methods of illumination, simply remarking,
that if our wise ancestors were right, the volume now before us would
procure a sudden fortune to the lessees of Vauxhall. By the use of some
dozen kinds of cunningly prepared lamps, the Royal Gardens might in good
faith be chronicled in its bills as a "scene of enchantment." At one
turn of a walk, all visitors would show their heads, and at another,
none; in another grove they would be elephants, and in another they
would look like angels. The Rotunda might be lighted for a diabolical
effect, and the Dark Walk illuminated brilliantly with dolphin's fat,
funeral cloth and Azemat, whose light makes every body invisible. This,
again, is no bad hint for a country tallow-chandler, who supplies light
to the ladies of a solemn village, where he is annoyed by the neglect of
any gayeties that would create large orders for composite or sperm: "_To
make women rejoice mightily._ Make candles of the fat of hares, and
light them, and let them stand awhile in the middle where women are:
they will not be so merry as to dance; yet sometimes that falls out
also."
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