"I looked at my captor in complete bewilderment. Could he be some fellow trying to take a rise out of me by masquerading as a German officer? But no, I recognised at once that he was the genuine article. "He demanded my parole, which I made no difficulty about giving, since I did not see any way of escape, and in any case was only too anxious to get back to town to see how things were. "'But you don't want my friend, do you--he lives out the other way?' I queried. "'I don't want him, but he will have to come all the same,' rejoined the German. 'It isn't likely we're going to let him get away to give the alarm in Colchester, is it?' "Obviously it was not, and without more ado we started off at a sharp walk, holding on to the stirrup leathers of the horsemen. "As we entered the town there was on the bridge over the river, a small picket of blue-coated German infantry. The whole thing was a perfect nightmare. It was past belief. "'How on earth did you get here?' I couldn't help asking. "'By water,' he answered shortly, pointing down the river as he spoke, where I was still further astonished--if it were possible after such a morning--to see several steam pinnaces and boats flying the black and white German ensign. "I was conducted straight to the Moot Hall. There I found a grizzled veteran waiting on the steps, who turned round and entered the building as we came up. We followed him inside, and I was introduced to him. He appeared to be a truculent old ruffian. "'Well, Mr. Mayor,' he said, pulling viciously at his white moustache, 'do you know that I've a great mind to take you out into the street and have you shot?' "I was not at all inclined to be browbeated. "'Indeed, Herr Hauptman?' I answered. 'And may I inquire in what way I have incurred the displeasure of the Hochwohlgeboren officer?' "'Don't trifle with me, sir. Why do you allow your miserable Volunteers to come out and shoot my men?' "'My Volunteers? I am afraid I don't understand what you mean,' I said. 'I'm not a Volunteer officer. Even if I were, I should have no cognisance of anything that has happened within the last two hours, as I have been down on the golf course. This officer will bear me out,' I added, turning to my captor. He admitted that he had found me there. "'But, anyway, you are the Mayor,' persisted my interrogator. 'Why did you allow the Volunteers to come out?' "'If you had been good enough to inform us of your visit, we might have made better arrangements.' I answered; 'but in any case you must understand that a mayor has little or no authority in this country. His job is to head subscription-lists, eat a dinner or two, and make speeches on public occasions.'