The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840Various
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The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840
Various
Ireland -- Periodicals
O’Gorman resolved not to encumber himself with any thing that might divide
his attention with his charming partner; and, accordingly, when they had
pulled up, calling to the driver of the jarvey, “Here, Murphy,” said he,
“you’ll take charge of the basket that’s slung under the gig, and follow
the rest when they’re ready.”
“Oh, to be sure, sir, sartinly,” was the reply, and away went Bob to show
the scenery to Miss Kate, from various points quite unknown to her before,
leaving the remainder of the party to settle matters as they pleased.
Murphy’s assistance was required by the servants who were unlading the
carriages first; and each gentleman, taking a basket or bundle, and even
the ladies charging themselves with some light articles, they set forward,
leaving two or three heavy hampers to the servants’ charge.
All having at length departed, except Mr O’Donnell’s servant, who had been
left in charge of the vehicles, and Murphy, who was to take the gig
basket, the latter proceeded to unstrap it. As he shook it in opening the
buckles, some broken glass fell upon the road.
“Oh! miallia murther! what’s this? My sowl to glory, if half the bottom
isn’t out ov the bashket. Och hone, oh! Masther Bob, bud you are the raal
clip. By gannies, he’s dhruv till he’s dhruv the knives and forks clane
through; the dickens a one there’s left; an’ as for the glasses, be my
sowl he’d be a handy fellow that ud put one together. Oh! marcy sa’ me!
here’s a purty mess. Musha! what’s best to be done, at all at all?”
“Take it to them any how,” answered his companion, “and show it to them.”
“Arrah, what’s the use of hawkin’ it over the mountain? Can’t I jist go
an’ tell what’s happened?”
“Take care you wouldn’t have to come back for it,” said the other, “an’
have two journies instead of one. Maybe they wouldn’t b’lieve you,
thinkin’ it was only a thrick that that limb o’ th’ ould boy put you up
to.”
The prospect of a second journey, on such a hot day, not being
particularly agreeable, Murphy took up the shattered basket and proceeded.
Having yet two hours to spare, the party resolved to consume them by
sauntering about until the hour appointed for dinner, which being come,
and all having assembled at one point, near the Bailey, they proceeded
together to the chosen spot, where they found Murphy awaiting them with a
most rueful countenance. He had been vainly trying to invent some
plausible excuse for his patron, as he dreaded that all the blame would be
thrown upon Bob’s hard driving at setting out.
“The bottom’s fell out o’ the blaggard rotten ould bashket, ma’am, an’ the
knives an’ forks has fell an the road.”
“Oh, well,” said Mr Sharpe (who did not seem to be either so astonished or
angry as one might have expected), “give them a rub in a napkin; a little
dust won’t do them any harm.”
“Why, thin, the sorra a one o’ them there is to rub,” said Murphy,
“barrin’ this one crukked ould fork.”
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