The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840 — John Shaqi
The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840Various
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The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840
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Ireland -- Periodicals
The remainder of the party arrived as safely, but somewhat more regularly,
in the evening of their eventful day, and all dissatisfied except Mr
O’Gorman, and
NAISI.
STREET TACTICS.
You, most respectable reader, who owe no man any thing that you are not
able and willing to pay, may know nothing of the tactics alluded to in the
title of this paper. But there is, you may depend upon it, a pretty
numerous class of the community to whom these tactics are quite familiar,
and who practise them to a greater or lesser extent every day of their
lives.
Street tactics, let us define the term, is the art or science of avoiding
all persons on the streets, and all places in the streets--shops, for
instance--whom and which, for particular reasons of your own, you are
desirous of eschewing.
The art is thus one of deep concernment to the whole of that numerous and
respectable body known by the generic name of “gentlemen in difficulties.”
This term, however, is one of very extensive signification, and includes
various descriptions of gentlemen as well as difficulties; but on the
present occasion we mean to confine ourselves to one particular class--the
gentlemen whose difficulties arise from their having more creditors than
crowns--the gentlemen who have contrived to surround themselves with a
large constituency of the former, and who cannot by any means contrive to
get hold of an adequate supply of the latter--the gentlemen who are
sufficiently respectable to get into debt, but not sufficiently wealthy to
get out of it.
The reader can have no idea how difficult a matter it is for a gentleman
of this description to work his way through the streets, so as to avoid
all unpleasant encounters; how serious a matter it is for him to move from
one point of the city to another. To him the streets are, in fact, as
difficult and dangerous to traverse as if they were strewed with heated
plough-shares, or lined with concealed pitfalls. He cannot move a hundred
yards, unless he moves warily, without encountering somebody to whom he
owes something, or passing some shop where his name is not in the most
savoury odour.
It is, then, the manœuvring necessary to avoid those disagreeables that
constitutes street tactics, and confers on the gentleman who practises
them the character of what we would call a street tactician.
This person, as already hinted, when he moves at all, must move
cautiously, and must consider well, before he starts, which is his safest
course; which the course in which he is least likely to encounter an enemy
in the shape of a creditor, and which will subject him to running the
gauntlet of the fewest number of obnoxious shops. The amount of manœuvring
required to accomplish this is amazing, and the ingenuity exhibited in it
frequently very remarkable.
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