The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840Various
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The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 06, August 8, 1840
Various
Ireland -- Periodicals
Besides that ever watchfulness, that sleepless vigilance that
distinguishes the street tactician, there is about him a degree of
presence of mind not less worthy of special notice. It is by this ready
fortitude and coolness of temper that he is enabled, even when in what may
be called the immediate presence of an enemy, to devise and execute with
promptness and decision the most ingenious expedients for avoiding
personal contact--that enables him, when within twenty yards of the foe
(when so near that a less experienced hand, one of less steady nerve,
would inevitably fall into the clutches of his dun, and who would at once
be given up for lost by any on-looker) to effect a retreat, and thus avoid
the crave personal--in so cool and masterly a way, that the enemy himself
shall not know that he has been _shirked_, but shall be deceived into a
belief that he has not been seen, and that the pretext, or pretexts, under
cover of which the street tactician has evaded him, has or have been true
and natural. This is a difficult point to manage; but old hands ran do it
admirably, and, when well done, is a very beautiful manœuvre.
The skilful street tactician never exhibits any flurry or agitation,
however imminent his danger may be: it is only green-horns that do this.
Neither does he hurry or run away from an enemy when he sees him. This
would at once betray malice prepense, and excite the utmost wrath of the
latter, who, the moment he got home, would put his claim into the hands of
his lawyer; a proceeding which he must by no means be provoked into
adopting.
The skilful street tactician takes care of this, then, and studies to
effect his retreats in such a way as to excite no suspicion of design. He
does, indeed, take some very sudden and abrupt turns down streets and up
lanes when he sees an enemy approaching; but he does it with so
unconscious a look, and with such a _bona fide_ air, that neither you nor
his creditor would for a moment suspect any thing else than that he was
just going that way at any rate. This operation requires great command
both of muscle and manner, and can be successfully performed only by a
very superior practitioner.
To the street tactician, carts, carriages, and other large moving objects,
are exceedingly useful auxiliaries as covers from the enemy, and the
dexterity and tact with which he avails himself of their aid in effecting
a “go-by,” is amazing. By keeping the cart, carriage, or other body in a
direct line between him and the foe, he effects many wonderful, many
hair-breadth escapes. The chaise or cart is in this way, and for this
purpose, a very good thing, but the waggon of hay, slow in its motion, and
huge in its bulk, makes the best of all protecting covers.
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