The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 32, February 6, 1841Various
General
The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 32, February 6, 1841
Various
Ireland -- Periodicals
At last, deeming himself bound in honour to delay no longer from
fulfilling his promise, Mr Costigan gravely proceeded to Miles Kavanagh’s
cottage. He found the “flower of Forth” busily engaged in her little
kitchen, scouring her deal tables and chairs, and singing merrily as she
scoured. The labour had thrown a lovely glow over her fine face, and her
smile was really bewitching as she welcomed Mr Costigan, and handed him a
chair.
“Is yer father within, Miss Kavanagh?” inquired Dennis, as kindly as the
recollection of his son’s untoward situation would permit.
“He is not, Mr Costigan,” Kate replied, “but I think he will be here
presently, so you have nothing for it but to sit with a wild girl like me
till he comes in.”
Down plumped Mr Costigan, and to look at him one would imagine he had
come a-suitoring himself, so awkward and confused did he seem while
obliged to continue alone with the beautiful “plague upon earth.” He
turned his head away from her, stuck an old pipe in his mouth for
employment’s sake, and preserved a dead silence for ten minutes. Kate,
perceiving his mood, troubled him with little chat. At length, tired
of waiting for the father, the missionary condescended to address the
daughter; and she, judging from the contortions of his phiz, thought the
effort cost him as much as a spasm of cholera morbus.
“Hem! haw! hum! I wondher very much that you don’t think ov changin’ yer
state, Miss Kavanagh. The marriage life is the happiest life ov all, as
I know (sighing deeply), an’ I would recommend ye to thry it:” and he
launched into a long harangue in praise of the honourable state, its
happiness, comfort, and safety, compared to a single life--so full of
peril to a female; to all of which our “belle o’ the barony” listened,
and assented as demurely as could be wished. After lauding the state,
and urging the necessity of it, he next proceeded to point out the
most eligible match in his opinion, recommending of all things “an
independent man, unburthened by fathers, mothers, sisters, or brothers;
a single man in every sense, with whom she could have everything her own
way, and no one to interfere;” and he named several whom he considered
would be unexceptionable, but to all of whom our Kate had a quick and
characteristic objection, as prompt and ready as if she had anticipated
the visit of the matrimonial delegate, and guessed his errand. This is a
specimen of the colloquy. After mentioning several others,
“Well, what do you think ov long Jem Whalen?”
“Why, that one pair of tongs in one house is enough.”
“Oh, that won’t do! What do ye think ov John Barry? he’s a snug, warm
fella.”
“Warm enough, for he’s the dickens for fightin’!”
“Well, Redmond Connors, the carpinther?”
“He’s a close shaver, but not to my taste.”
“Pullilliew! you’ll never be plaised. Have ye anything to say agin Burn,
the mason?”
“He’s too great a plastherer to be sincere.”
“An’ what chance has the smith?”
“He won’t forge _my_ fetthers, that’s all.”
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