The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 36, March 6, 1841Various
History
The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 36, March 6, 1841
Various
Ireland -- Periodicals
Early on a clear sunny morning after this, a man with a horse and truckle
car was observed to enter the town of Killarney from the west. He trolled
forth before the animal, which, checked by some instinctive dread, with
much reluctance allowed himself to be dragged along at the full length of
his hair halter. On the rude vehicle was laid what seemed a quantity of
straw, upon which was extended a human being, whose greatly attenuated
frame appeared fully developed beneath an old flannel quilt. His face,
that appeared above its tattered hem, looked the embodiment of disease
and famine, which seemed to have gnawed, in horrid union, into his
inmost vitals. His distorted features pourtrayed rending agony; and as
the rude vehicle jolted along the rugged pavement, he groaned hideously.
This miserable man was our acquaintance Shane Glas, and he that led the
strange procession no other than Paddy Corbett, who thus experimented to
smuggle his “taste o’ tibaccy,” which lay concealed in well-packed bales
beneath the sick couch of the wretched simulator.
As they proceeded along, Shane Glas uttered a groan, conveying such a
feeling of real agony that his startled companion, supposing that he had
in verity received the sudden judgment of his deception, rushed back to
ascertain whether he had not been suddenly stricken to death.
“Paddy, a chorra-na-nea,” he muttered in an undergrowl, “here’s the
vagabone thief of a guager down sthreet! Exert yerself, a-lea, to baffle
the schamer, an’ don’t forget ’tis the spotted faver I have.”
Sure enough, the guager did come; and noticing, as he passed along, the
confusion and averted features of Paddy Corbett, he immediately drew up.
“Where do you live, honest man, an’ how far might you be goin’?” said the
keen exciseman.
“O, wisha! may the heavens be yer honour’s bed!--ye must be one o’ the
good ould stock, to ax afther the consarns of a poor angishore like me:
but, a yinusal-a-chree, ’tisn’t where I lives is worse to me, but where
that donan in the thruckle will die with me.”
“But how far are you taking him?”
“O, ’tis myself would offer a pather an’ ave on my two binded knees for
yer honour’s soul, if yer honour would tell me that. I forgot to ax
the crathur where he _should_ be berrid when we kim away, an’ now he’s
speechless out an’ out.”
“Come, say where is your residence,” said the other, whose suspicion was
increased by the countryman’s prevarication.
“By jamine, yer honour’s larnin’ bothers me intirely; but if yer
honour manes where the woman that owns me and the childre is, ’tis
that way, west at Tubber-na-Treenoda; yer honour has heard tell o’
Tubber-na-Treenoda, by coorse?”
“Never, indeed.”
“O, wisha! don’t let yer honour be a day longer that way. If the
sickness, God betune us an’ harum, kim an ye, ’twould be betther for yer
honour give a testher to the durhogh there, to offer up a rosary for ye,
than to _shell out_ three pounds to Doctor Crump.”
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