The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 49, June 5, 1841Various
History
The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 49, June 5, 1841
Various
Ireland -- Periodicals
Suil Gair desarved the name he got, for truer did never bullet go to the
mark from Saveall’s own aim than it did from his. There is now little
more to be superadded to my story. Before daybreak the next mornin’,
Simpson came to the relief of his intended wife; Crummle’s party war
surprised, taken, an’ cut to pieces; an’ it so happened that from that
day to this the face of a soger belongin’ to him was never seen near
the mill or castle of Aughentain, with one exception only, and that was
this:--You all know that the mill is often heard to go at night when
nobody sets her a-goin’, an’ that the most sevendable scrames of torture
come out of the hopper, an’ that when any one has the courage to look in,
they’re sure to see a man dressed like a soger, with a white mealy face,
in the act, so to say, of havin’ his legs ground off him. Many a guess
was made about who the spirit could be, but all to no purpose. There,
however, is the truth for yez; the spirit that shrieks in the hopper
is Balgruntie’s ghost, an’ he’s to be ground that way till the day of
judgment.
Be coorse, Simpson and Miss Graham were married, as war Nannie Duffy an’
Suil Gair; an’ if they all lived long an’ happy, I wish we may all live
ten times longer an’ happier; an’ so we will, but in a betther world than
this, plaise God.”
“Well, but, Tom,” said Gordon, “how does that account for my name, which
you said you’d tell me?”
“Right,” said Tom; “begad I was near forgettin’ it. Why, you see, sich
was their veneration for the goat that was the manes, undher God, of
savin’ Miss Graham’s life, that they changed the name of Simpson to
Gordon, which signifies in Irish _gor dhun_, or a brown goat, that all
their posterity might know the great obligations they lay undher to that
reverend animal.”
“An’ do you mane to tell me,” said Gordon, “that my name was never heard
of until Oliver Crummle’s time?”
“I do. Never in the wide an’ subterraneous earth was sich a name known
till afther the prognostication I tould you; an’ it never would either,
only for the goat, sure. I can prove it by the pathepathetics. Denny
Mullin, will you give us another draw o’ the pipe?”
Tom’s authority in these matters was unquestionable, and, besides, there
was no one present learned enough to contradict him, with any chance of
success, before such an audience. The argument was consequently, without
further discussion, decided in his favour, and Gordon was silenced
touching the origin and etymology of his own name.
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