The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 52, June 26, 1841 — John Shaqi
The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 52, June 26, 1841Various
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The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 52, June 26, 1841
Various
Ireland -- Periodicals
One evening we expected some particularly nice things by our
market-woman. It was somewhere about Christmas, when our means swelled
considerably by the addition of Christmas gifts. Many times during the
evening we had seen things very like Moll in the distance, but which
turned out most bitter disappointments. All four were stuck in a window
that commanded a full view of the road to E----; and never did the
unfortunate lady of Bluebeard put more earnest eager inquiries to her
sister Anne, “is there any body coming?” than we did to each other on
this momentous occasion. At length, oh, sight of joy! we beheld a white
object descending the opposite hill. “She is coming! she is coming!”
screamed a quartetto of young voices, and down we flew to the avenue
gate. Alas and alack! it was not Moll, but a gentleman on a white horse!
We gazed on each other in breathless dismay; but one of the party, though
sadly confounded, resolved to hear of our messenger if possible, since he
could not see her, and, boldly advancing, demanded of the traveller “if
he were coming from E----?”
The gentleman, for he was a gentleman, appeared somewhat surprised at
this address, but observing a group of rosy, merry-looking children, he
reined in his horse, and smiling good-naturedly, replied that “he was
then returning from that town.”
Emboldened by this condescension, the next query was, “had he seen Moll
Miskellagh?”
The stranger laughed outright. “Really, my dear,” said he, “I have not
the pleasure to know any one of that name. Pray who and what is Moll
Miskellagh?’
“Our market-woman, sir,” quoth our spokesman.
“Ha! What sort of person is she, pray? Perhaps I did see her.”
We looked at one another doubtfully, the look plainly expressing “How
shall we describe her?” when at last the first speaker, with the air of
an incipient judge of female beauty, took on himself to reply, “that Moll
Miskellagh was a very ugly woman indeed, that she had a pale yellow face,
and a great wart near her nose; that she wore a dark blue cloak, an old
black bonnet, and that she carried a prodigious, oh! a very big load on
her back.”
“Never was description more graphic!” exclaimed the traveller, still
laughing. “I did indeed see your market-woman. I passed her about a
quarter of a mile from this; and if you have patience, my dears, you will
soon see her. You expect some nice things by her, I am sure--Eh?”
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