The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
“I have turned the spare room on the first floor into a laboratory, and
am sitting in it now. I’m thinking of fitting it up like a studio, and
having private views of my inventions, as Scott has of his pictures.
Parson’s man came with some flowers the other day, and informed me that
three balls, to the first of which he was invited, took place in the
house while I was away. One or two trifling dilapidations, and the fact
that somebody has been tampering with the locks of the organ and piano,
dispose me to believe this tale. Parson’s man declares that he was too
virtuous to come to the two last entertainments after finding out that
the first was a clandestine one; but I believe he made himself
disagreeable, and was not invited. Probably he quarrelled with some
military follower of Armande’s; for he was particularly bitter on the
subject of a common soldier making free in a gentleman’s house. I have
not said anything to the two culprits; but I have contrived to make
them suspect that I know all; and they now do their duty with trembling
diligence. Some man sat on the little walnut table and broke it; but no
other damage worth mentioning has been done. The table was absurdly
repaired with a piece of twine, and pushed into the recess between the
organ and the front window, whence I sometimes amuse myself by the
experiment of pulling it into broad daylight. It is always pushed back
again before I return in the evening.
“How are you off for money? I have plenty of loose cash just now.
Madame called last Monday, and asked Matilda, who opened the door, when
you would be back. Thereupon I interviewed her. I must say she is loyal
to her clients; for I had great difficulty in extracting her bill,
which was, of course, what she called about. She evidently recognizes
the necessity of keeping husbands in the dark in such matters. One of
the items was for the lace on your maccaroni-colored body, which, as I
chanced to remember, you supplied yourself. After a brief struggle she
deducted it; so I paid her the balance: only 35£ 13s. 9d.
“When are you coming back to me? After Sark I fear you will find home a
little dull. Nevertheless, I should like to see you again. Come back
before Christmas, at any rate.
“Yours, dear Marian, in solitude,
“NED.”
The answer came two days later than return of post, and ran thus:
“Melbourne House, Sark,
“Sunday.
“My dear Ned
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