The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
“How very provoking about the servants! I do not mind Matilda so much;
but I do think it hard that we could not depend on Armande, considering
all the kindness we have shewn her. I can scarcely believe that she
would have acted so badly unless she were led away by Matilda, whom I
will pack off the moment I return. As to Armande, I will give her
another chance; but she shall have a sharp talking to. I am quite sure
that a great deal more mischief has been done than you noticed. If the
carpet was danced on for three nights by men in heavy boots, it must be
in ribbons. It is really too bad. I do not want any money. Indeed the
twenty pounds you sent me last was quite unnecessary, as I have nearly
sixteen left. What a rogue Madame is to try and make you pay for my
lace! I am sorry you paid the bill. She had no business to call for her
money: she is _never_ paid so soon by _anybody_. We have had great fun
down here. It has been one continual garden party all through; and the
weather is still lovely. Mr. McQuinch is very colonial: but I think his
ways make the house pleasanter than if he were still English. Carbury
is quite stupid in comparison to this place. I have danced more than I
ever did in my life before; and now we are so tired of frivolity that
if any one ventures to strum a waltz or propose a game, we all protest.
We tried to get up some choral music; but it was a failure. On Friday,
George, who is looked on as a great man here, was asked to give us a
Shakespeare reading. He was only too glad to be asked; for he had heard
Simonton, the actor, read at a bazaar in Scotland, and was full of
Richard the Third in consequence. He was not very bad; but his
imitation of Simonton was so obvious and so queerly mixed with his own
churchy style that he seemed rather monotonous and affected. At least I
thought so. I was dreadfully uncomfortable during the reading because
of Marmaduke, who behaved scandalously. There were some schoolboys
present; and he not only encouraged them to misbehave themselves, but
was worse than any of them himself. At last he pretended to be overcome
by the heat, and went out of the room, to my great relief; but when the
passage about the early village cock came, he crew outside the door,
where he had been waiting expressly to do it. Nobody could help
laughing; and the boys screamed so that Mr. McQuinch took two of them
out by the collar. I believe he was glad of the excuse to go out and
laugh himself. George was very angry, and no wonder! He will hardly
speak to Marmaduke, who, of course, denies all knowledge of the
interruption; but George knows better. All the Hardy McQuinches are
down here. Uncle Hardy is rather stooped from rheumatism. Nelly is now
the chief personage in the family: Lydia and Jane are nowhere beside
her. They are good-humored, bouncing girls; but they are certainly not
brilliant. I hope it is not Aunt Dora’s walnut table that is broken.
Was it not mean of Parson’s man to tell on Armande? I think, since you
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