The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
The rattling of the cab silenced Conolly; but his companion persisted
for some time in describing the burlesque to which they were going, and
particularly the attractions of Mademoiselle Lalage Virtue, who enacted
a principal character therein, and with whom he seemed to be in love.
When they alighted at the theatre Marmaduke payed the cabman, and
Conolly took advantage of this to enter the theatre and purchase two
stall tickets, an arrangement which Lind, suddenly recollecting his new
friend’s position, disapproved of, but found it useless to protest
against. He forgot it on hearing the voice of Lalage Virtue, who was at
that moment singing within; and he went to his stall with his eyes
turned to the stage, treading on toes and stumbling as children
commonly do when they walk in one direction and look in another. An
attendant, who seemed to know him, proffered a glass for hire. He took
it, and leveled it at Mademoiselle Lalage, who was singing some trivial
couplets much better than they deserved. Catching sight of him
presently, she greeted him with a flash of her dark eye that made him
writhe as though his heart had received a fillip from a ponderable
missile. She did not spare these roguish glances. They darted
everywhere; and Conolly, looking about him to note their effect, saw
rows of callow young faces with parted lips and an expression which
seemed to have been caught and fixed at the climax of a blissful
chuckle. There were few women in the stalls, and the silly young faces
were relieved only by stupid old ones.
The couplets ended amidst great applause. Marmaduke placed his glass on
his knees, and, clapping his hands vigorously, turned to his companion
with a triumphant smile, mutely inviting him to clamor for a repetition
of the air. But Conolly sat motionless, with his arms folded, his cheek
flushed, and his brow lowered.
“You dont seem used to this sort of thing,” said Lind, somewhat
disgusted.
“It was well sung,” replied Conolly “—better than most of these
blackguards know.”
“Then why dont you clap?”
“Because she is not giving herself any trouble. That sort of thing,
from a woman of her talent, is too cheap to say ‘thank you’ for.”
Marmaduke looked at him, and began to think that he was a priggish
fellow after all. But as the burlesque went on, Mademoiselle Lalage
charmed away this disagreeable impression. She warbled in an amorous
duet, and then sang the pleasures of champagne; tossing her head;
waving a gilt goblet; and, without the least appearance of effort,
working hard to captivate those who were to be won by bold smiles and
arch glances. She displayed her person less freely than her colleagues,
being, not more modest, but more skilful in the art of seduction. The
slang that served for dialogue in her part was delivered in all sorts
of intonations, now demure and mischievous, anon strident and mock
tragic. Marmaduke was delighted.
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