The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
Here there was a rapid pattering of feet down the staircase. Marmaduke
started, and stood biting his lips as Mademoiselle Lalage, busy,
hungry, and in haste, hurried towards the door.
“Come! Come on,” she said impatiently to him, as she went out. “Go and
get a cab, will you. I must have something to eat; and I have to get
back sharp. Do be qu——there goes a hansom. Hi!” She whistled shrilly,
and waved her umbrella. The cab came, and was directed by Marmaduke to
a restaurant in Regent Street.
“I am absolutely starving,” she said as they drove off. “I have been in
since eleven this morning; and of course they only called the band for
half-past. They are such damned fools: they drive me mad.”
“Why dont you walk out of the theatre, and make them arrange it
properly for next day?”
“Oh yes! And throw the whole day after the half, and lose my rehearsal.
It is bad enough to lose my temper. I swore, I can tell you.”
“I have no doubt you did.”
“This horse thinks he’s at a funeral. What o’clock is it?”
“It’s only eight minutes past four. There is plenty of time.”
When they alighted, Lalage hurried into the restaurant; scrutinized the
tables; and selected the best lighted one. The waiter, a decorous
elderly man, approached with some severity of manner, and handed a bill
of fare to Marmaduke. She snatched it from him, and addressed the
waiter sharply.
“Bring me some thin soup; and get me a steak to follow. Let it be a
thick juicy one. If its purple and raw I wont have it; and if its done
to a cinder, I wont have it: it must be red. And get me some spring
cabbage and potatoes, and a pint of dry champagne—the decentest you
have. And be quick.”
“And what for you, sir?” said the waiter, turning to Marmaduke.
“Never mind him,” interrupted Susanna. “Go and attend to me.”
The waiter bowed and retired.
“Old stick-in-the-mud!” muttered Miss Lalage. “Is it half-past four
yet?”
“No. It’s only quarter past. There’s lots of time.”
Mademoiselle Lalage ate until the soup, a good deal of bread, the
steak, the vegetables, and the pint of champagne—less a glassful taken
by her companion—had disappeared. Marmaduke watched her meanwhile, and
consumed two ices.
“Have an ice to finish up with?” he said.
“No. I cant work on sweets,” she replied. “But I am beginning to feel
alive again and comfortable. Whats the time?”
“Confound the time!” said Marmaduke. “It’s twenty minutes to five.”
“Well, I’ll drive back to the theatre. I neednt start for quarter of an
hour yet.”
“Thank heaven!” said Marmaduke. “I was afraid I should not be able to
get a word with you.”
“That reminds me of a crow I have to pluck with you, Mr. Marmaduke
Lind. What did you mean by telling me your name was Sharp?”
“It’s the name of a cousin of mine,” said Marmaduke, attempting to
dismiss the subject with a laugh.
“It may be your cousin’s name; but it’s not yours. By the bye, is that
the cousin youre engaged to?”
“What cousin? I’m not engaged to anybody.”
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