The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage — John Shaqi
The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
this point myself, a very trifling accomplishment gave me glimpses of
the sort of fashionable life a peasant never sees. Thus I remember one
evening during the novel-writing period when nobody would pay a
farthing for a stroke of my pen, walking along Sloane Street in that
blessed shield of literary shabbiness, evening dress. A man accosted me
with an eloquent appeal for help, ending with the assurance that he had
not a penny in the world. I replied, with exact truth, “Neither have
I.” He thanked me civilly, and went away, apparently not in the least
surprised, leaving me to ask myself why I did not turn beggar too,
since I felt sure that a man who did it as well as he, must be in
comfortable circumstances.
Another reminiscence. A little past midnight, in the same costume, I
was turning from Piccadilly into Bond Street, when a lady of the
pavement, out of luck that evening so far, confided to me that the last
bus for Brompton had passed, and that she should be grateful to any
gentleman who would give her a lift in a hansom. My old-fashioned Irish
gallantry had not then been worn off by age and England: besides, as a
novelist who could find no publisher, I was touched by the similarity
of our trades and predicaments. I excused myself very politely on the
ground that my wife (invented for the occasion) was waiting for me at
home, and that I felt sure so attractive a lady would have no
difficulty in finding another escort. Unfortunately this speech made so
favorable an impression on her that she immediately took my arm and
declared her willingness to go anywhere with me, on the flattering
ground that I was a perfect gentleman. In vain did I try to persuade
her that in coming up Bond Street and deserting Piccadilly, she was
throwing away her last chance of a hansom: she attached herself so
devotedly to me that I could not without actual violence shake her off.
At last I made a stand at the end of Old Bond Street. I took out my
purse; opened it; and held it upside down. Her countenance fell, poor
girl! She turned on her heel with a melancholy flirt of her skirt, and
vanished.
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