The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
“If I were in your place,” said Elinor, “I——”
“Last night,” continued Mrs. Fairfax, deliberately ignoring her, “I was
not in bed until half-past two o’clock. On the night before, I was up
until five. On Tuesday I did not go to bed at all.”
“Why do you do such things?” said Marian.
“My dear, I _must_. John Metcalf, the publisher, came to me on Tuesday
at three o’clock, and said he must have an article on the mango
experiments at Kew ready for the printer before ten next morning. For
his paper, the _Fortnightly Naturalist_, you know. ‘My dear John
Metcalf,’ I said, ‘I dont know what a mango is.’ ‘No more do I, Mrs.
Leith Fairfax,’ said he: ‘I think it’s something that blooms only once
in a hundred years. No matter what it is, you must let me have the
article. Nobody else can do it.’ I told him it was impossible. My
London letter for the _Hari Kari_ was not even begun; and the last post
to catch the mail to Japan was at a quarter-past six in the morning. I
had an article to write for your father, too. And, as the sun had been
shining all day, I was almost distracted with hay fever. ‘If you were
to go down on your knees,’ I said, ‘I could not find time to read up
the _flora_ of the West Indies and finish an article before morning.’
He went down on his knees. ‘Now Mrs. Leith Fairfax,’ said he, ‘I am
going to stay here until you promise.’ What could I do but promise and
get rid of him? I did it, too: how, I dont know; but I did it. John
Metcalf told me yesterday that Sir James Hooker, the president of the
Society for Naturalizing the Bread Fruit Tree in Britain, and the
greatest living authority on the subject, has got the credit of having
written my article.”
“How flattered he must feel!” said Elinor.
“What article had you to write for papa?” said Marian.
“On the electro-motor—the Conolly electro-motor. I went down to the
City on Wednesday, and saw it working. It is most wonderful, and very
interesting. Mr. Conolly explained it to me himself. I was able to
follow every step that his mind has made in inventing it. I remember
him as a common workman. He fitted the electric bell in my study four
years ago with his own hands. You may remember that we met him at a
concert once. He is a thorough man of business. The Company is making
upward of fifty pounds an hour by the motor at present; and they expect
their receipts to be a thousand a day next year. My article will be in
the _Dynamic Statistician_ next week. Have you seen Sholto Douglas
since he came back from the continent?”
“No.”
“I want to see him. When you meet him next, tell him to call on me. Why
has he not been here? Surely you are not keeping up your old quarrel?”
“What old quarrel?”
“I always understood that he went abroad on your account.”
“I never quarreled with him. Perhaps he did with me, as he has not come
to see us since his return. It used to be so easy to offend him that
his retirement in good temper after a visit was quite exceptional.”
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